dannyboy602
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Pinny will return when he's ready. His penis is too big to fit into any sock.
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prostheticninja
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Little late, but congratulations! Hope you have you some comfy patience pants to put on; you will be sitting in those drawers for a while lol.
Sensing a name change in the works; Daddy Bucky, maybe?
Again, congratulations, man! Life is the greatest gift one can get.
edit: 10/10 at 5:50 is my guess.
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ANC
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Hey man, I was recovering from a heart attack, then my wife was let go in downsizing and the next day we found out she was 3 months pregnant. My daughter will be 5 in a few months.
Just remember it comes to stay with you, not the other way around. So far I would say it is a massive privilege. You have never been as proud as when you walk the streets with your own baby the first time.
Just remember it comes to stay with you, not the other way around. So far I would say it is a massive privilege. You have never been as proud as when you walk the streets with your own baby the first time.
Justin-case
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Congratulations!
Justin-case
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Oops, try this again.
Bob Zmuda
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Welcome to @neosapien and my gang. THE 44 PENISES. Your membership is contingent on your baby being a girl but we may make an exception.
We usually give new members a choice of being jumped in or sexxxed in.
You're getting sexxxed in because you're sexxxy. And we're super horny. Because our babies are sucking the tits we used to suck.
We usually give new members a choice of being jumped in or sexxxed in.
You're getting sexxxed in because you're sexxxy. And we're super horny. Because our babies are sucking the tits we used to suck.
UncleBuck
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Welcome to @neosapien and my gang. THE 44 PENISES. Your membership is contingent on your baby being a girl but we may make an exception.
We usually give new members a choice of being jumped in or sexxxed in.
You're getting sexxxed in because you're sexxxy. And we're super horny. Because our babies are sucking the tits we used to suck.
wait, don't i need an asian wife to be in your gang?
or is it OK since i am better at cooking asian delicacies than them? (burn, self five)
Bob Zmuda
Well-Known Member
Lol! Yes.
My wife also only claims Asian when it suits her.
It goes from, " I'm not Asian! I'm Filipino and we're Pacific Islanders."
To, "me so Asian!"
neosapien
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You can be an honorary member. Kind of like Bill Cosby and all the college degrees. Just don't rape anybody or we'll have to rescind the title.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Added codicil: NO pudding commercials!
neosapien
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Good look!
New bylaws in joining The 44 Penises:
1. No pudding commercials.
2. No raping.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's actually a Gremlin ... NO cravings after midnight
neosapien
Well-Known Member
Jesus didn't die on the cross for your wife to give birth to ducks! He died for her to give birth to taxpayers! Hopefully two taxpayers, I mean twins.
UncleBuck
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through god all things are possible, neo.
neosapien
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Amen!
