What did you accomplish today?

[Bareback]

Me and the ol lady spent the day together and went for a hike , damn my feet hurt. I didn't hide any eggs today but if I play my cards right then I'll be hiding the salami later

 

[Indacouch]

That's California
That's my driveway
That's the new shop about 3 years old now.
That's a small snail trying to hump a much larger one, near the shop door.Those are the dogs,,and that shed at the base of the hill is where I master bate on my riding lawn mower ,,while it's running with the door closed. That's a double rainbow. That's rite a fucking double rainbow.(Geesh)
That's our 3 legged German short hair watching you fuckers because I told her to .(that's why)....Shes trained in genitalia dismemberment, and can smell a Russian sock/troll a mile away.

 

[Indacouch]

She's still watching ....

 

[ANC]

Just squirt some lion piss there....and see what it does.

Cause dogs are fuckin' tasty!

 

[Bakersfield]

That's CaliforniaView attachment 3926427
That's my drivewayView attachment 3926428
That's the new shop about 3 years old now. View attachment 3926429
That's a small snail trying to hump a much larger one, near the shop door.View attachment 3926431Those are the dogs,,and that shed at the base of the hill is where I master bate on my riding lawn mower ,,while it's running with the door closed.View attachment 3926432 That's a double rainbow. That's rite a fucking double rainbow.(Geesh)View attachment 3926433
That's our 3 legged German short hair watching you fuckers because I told her to .(that's why)....Shes trained in genitalia dismemberment, and can smell a Russian sock/troll a mile away.

I use to have a 3 legged dog. The unlucky sucker, was hit by a car.
The lucky guy lived, but the leg had to go.
It sure was funny watching him when he forgot it was gone.

 

[Indacouch]

Kids are in bed fast asleep ,,and I am about to enjoy some of what me and my sis like to call ((polar bear express)) hope you guys all have a good evening. I may pop back in for some stoned trolling shenanigans later ,,but if not good night and PENIS!!!
























P.S I'm still watching

 

[420God]

Spring in the heartland. More farm machinery on the roads than cars.

 

[Indacouch]

I use to have a 3 legged dog. The unlucky sucker, was hit by a car.
The lucky guy lived, but the leg had to go.
It sure was funny watching him when he forgot it was gone.

She still hunts and was in a hunting magazine about a year or so ago ,,il have to post the article on her.....my favorite is to watch her swim ..lol

 

[HydoDan]

I didn't know plants emitted light..
https://www.wired.com/2017/01/craig-burrows-fluorescence-plants-glow
Fascinating!

 

[Indacouch]

Is being called an assclown suppose to be offensive?

If so I may or may not be welcome over in the Canadian area of Riu.

Must be my accent.((shruggs))

 

[jerryb73]

Is being called an assclown suppose to be offensive?

If so I may or may not be welcome over in the Canadian area of Riu.

Must be my accent.((shruggs))

Didn't know we had a Canadian section.. does that make me an assclown?

 

[Bareback]

Didn't know we had a Canadian section.. does that make me an assclown?

Can someone post some memes of an assclone errr assclown?

 

[Bareback]

I googled assclown and all I got was pics of my supervisor

 

[jerryb73]

Can someone post some memes of an assclone errr assclown?

Would you like it posted here or picture of yourself thread?

 

[Bareback]

Would you like it posted here or picture of yourself thread?

I guess I should have looked there first.

 

[jerryb73]

I guess I should have looked there first.

I'm sure you could find a few examples there

 

[SouthCross]

Got my tracking number for a pound of Green Thai Kratom. Local bodybuilding vitamin shop sells it for $15 an ounce. I paid $6. Neighbor introduced me to it last Friday. 4 grams lights me up for about 5 hours. He's been buying the $15 ounces. He can buy a half pound from me for $60. $5 bucks over what I paid.

Come Saturday. I'm gonna be tore up.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

She still hunts and was in a hunting magazine about a year or so ago ,,il have to post the article on her.....my favorite is to watch her swim ..lol

"Out at the lake at City Park today, police arrested a one armed man who was bothering the other boaters by continuously rowing in a circle."

~George Carlin~

 

[neosapien]

Got my tracking number for a pound of Green Thai Kratom. Local bodybuilding vitamin shop sells it for $15 an ounce. I paid $6. Neighbor introduced me to it last Friday. 4 grams lights me up for about 5 hours. He's been buying the $15 ounces. He can buy a half pound from me for $60. $5 bucks over what I paid.

Come Saturday. I'm gonna be tore up.

 

[SouthCross]

I don't drive a 2005 Imapla with cheap 22's, bald tires. Ratty base speakers with a floor board full of empty White Owl packages and an half empty bottle of Steel Reserve. $10 bottle of cologne in the console.

You're off.