What did you accomplish today?

mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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I managed to kick ass in politics today, without knowing anything about politics. I worked, i drank two beers and I ate chicken strips and potato wedges from walmart (shout out to @Drowning-Man ) I got called a bitch a million times today. I also realized that only 7 people in the world have more likes then I do on r.i.u. I thought that was kinda interesting. Now, I'm sitting here taking a weird smelly shit, it's sticky/dry and I'm constipated. It's like a wall of shit has sprung a leak and greasy turds are sliding threw.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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mr sunshine said:
I managed to kick ass in politics today, without knowing anything about politics. I worked, i drank two beers and I ate chicken strips and potato wedges from walmart (shout out to @Drowning-Man ) I got called a bitch a million times today. I also realized that only 7 people in the world have more likes then I do on r.i.u. I thought that was kinda interesting. Now, I'm sitting here taking a weird smelly shit, it's sticky/dry and I'm constipated. It's like a wall of shit has sprung a leak and greasy turds are sliding threw.
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Walmart fast food will make anyone's asshole greasy in a matter of hours ....am/pm hot dogs and burgers are a close second ....I'm taking a shit now as well .....wana race ??
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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mr sunshine said:
I finished already, I'm eating ceviche now. Hella bomb with tostadas
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I only offered because things were going smooth ....but I had a shy one turn around and head back north on me .......glad were not racing now ....I've been red faced and close to a hernia for a single rabbit turd ......looks like il need some walmart chicken or am/pm tomorrow ....maybe next time (((GRUNTS)))
 
Los Reefersaurus

Los Reefersaurus

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Big_Lou said:
Not ordering online, dude; I'm hitting Harbor Freight. If they don't have the exact diameter I'm wanting then I'll simply travel on. (There are dozens of places that sell these sorts of things in this shitbag 'city'....farm supply warehouses, hardware, military surplus, chain places, flea markets.)

Getting a new ratchet set, some tarps, new LED flashlights, etc....
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http://www.cliplight.com/automotive/lighting/hemi-series/hemimini-2/
You're welcome , greatest led flashlight that doesn't attach to your forehead ever
 
Drowning-Man

Drowning-Man

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Indacouch said:
I only offered because things were going smooth ....but I had a shy one turn around and head back north on me .......glad were not racing now ....I've been red faced and close to a hernia for a single rabbit turd ......looks like il need some walmart chicken or am/pm tomorrow ....maybe next time (((GRUNTS)))
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Oh you guys lmfao
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Awww, you take the fun outta this Malt - most all of us old guys have fought with that fkn coil spring for what seems like 3 or 4 beers worth of a frustrating lifetime.
I'm pretty sure it's some sort of demented rite of passage.
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6am, nice cool weather, psyched up, truck packed up, 20 miles from home, multiple trips back in the woods with gear, new chain, ready to cut, 1st pull, ... well you know how this ends ...;)

this is a good reliable place for cord and camo net/cloth. cust service is great
https://vtarmynavy.com/paracord/
 
Bareback

Bareback

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I use Paracord as well, started using it for pull cord about 4 years ago bc it was what I had it the truck now it's all I use . One tip is I like to use hemostats to hold the plastic thing after I wind the spring while I'm trying the string
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Bareback said:
It's amazing what people will throw away. I think lazy people do just so they can hire a lawn service. Ohh well one man's thrash is another man's free lawn mower.
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I scored a mint '71 Ariens 6hp snowblower, an early 90s John deere riding mower with bagger setup, 2 other used slow blowers, a gas powered scooter, a pressure washer and 5 push mowers for $50. The ariens and John deere were both stored inside. Nothing ran, the guy was the type who didn't maintain his equipment, if it didn't start when he needed it, he bought a new one. A little carb cleaner, clean the plugs, some fresh gas and some Seafoam and they all started and ran mint. I gave a couple push mowers to friends, cleaned up the ariens and John deere to keep, everything else is going to parts/ projects. I want to build an adult sized go kart with one of the snowblowers..lol... cause I need another way to injure myself.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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I finished my brick work on my window well yesterday, then started diging out for a small retaining wall I'm going to build with the old cinder blocks I took out. 2 blocks high, about 6-8ft long. Nothing fancy, just stacked and filled with dirt. I'm going to sink fence posts through a few blocks to add support and so I can build a small railing, they'll be a 2-3ft drop I don't want any drunks to be able to stumble off of. Should square up and level my back yard.

I'm so fucking sore, didn't do shit up until 3 weeks ago, then balls to the wall doing landscaping/ masonry. I haven't been able to stand straight for a week now, my back hates me.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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WeedFreak78 said:
I finished my brick work on my window well yesterday, then started diging out for a small retaining wall I'm going to build with the old cinder blocks I took out. 2 blocks high, about 6-8ft long. Nothing fancy, just stacked and filled with dirt. I'm going to sink fence posts through a few blocks to add support and so I can build a small railing, they'll be a 2-3ft drop I don't want any drunks to be able to stumble off of. Should square up and level my back yard.

I'm so fucking sore, didn't do shit up until 3 weeks ago, then balls to the wall doing landscaping/ masonry. I haven't been able to stand straight for a week now, my back hates me.
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I feel ya on the sore back. Spring has sprung and I'm balls out trying to keep up. If it wasn't for Easter I wouldn't of had a day off in a while except when the grand baby visited.

Also I've always wanted to build an go-kart from a riding mower kinda like the mower racers but lower.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Bareback said:
I feel ya on the sore back. Spring has sprung and I'm balls out trying to keep up. If it wasn't for Easter I wouldn't of had a day off in a while except when the grand baby visited.

Also I've always wanted to build an go-kart from a riding mower kinda like the mower racers but lower.
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I'm going the other way, lifting that JD rider have. I'm going to cut out the suspension, weld some 2x2 sq on it and weld it back in. Then I just need to extend the steering shaft and drive pulley. I have some old studded 15" snow tires I'm gonna weld the JD rims into the center of some car rims and mount them up. Keeping the small front tires, so it looks like a tractor. I've been using it past its limits already, (barely) pulling my 79 ford PU around the yard, wheeling it in the woods and it does impressive wheelies and burnouts for a riding mower...:bigjoint:The lift and bigger tires should give me some more pulling advantage, and make it more fun in the woods, it gets stuck now... lol.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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WeedFreak78 said:
I'm going the other way, lifting that JD rider have. I'm going to cut out the suspension, weld some 2x2 sq on it and weld it back in. Then I just need to extend the steering shaft and drive pulley. I have some old studded 15" snow tires I'm gonna weld the JD rims into the center of some car rims and mount them up. Keeping the small front tires, so it looks like a tractor. I've been using it past its limits already, (barely) pulling my 79 ford PU around the yard, wheeling it in the woods and it does impressive wheelies and burnouts for a riding mower...:bigjoint:The lift and bigger tires should give me some more pulling advantage, and make it more fun in the woods, it gets stuck now... lol.
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That sounds cool. Can you post a pic of the burnouts?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Went to sts9 last night brought the choker chick from the bar, great show got a sloppy bj in the foundation room.. Work was quite rough but I managed, went over her place for an hour to finish what we had started this morning. Injected Wendy's into my dick and I'm waiting on the waitress to come over and clean my fucked up room and pay her in anal of course

I'm just debating if I shower between girls
 
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