Should I buy my helper a hooker?

[cool2burn]

So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?

You are doing it wrong sell his virginity on EBAY that way you get paid to help him!

 

[Alexroller]

If he is actually a virgin...Then i think he would say no to some paid sex...A 22 years old virgin knows this path..and financials are not the reason he didnt chooose it...I think its actually because of lack of confidence...you dont believe in yourself...let along someone having "fun" with you..It would be way better tell people act a lil bit "softly" to him...women actually like shy men...
where are you from?

 

[Jaybodankly]

This is the setup for a movie I cant think of the name. Guys at work chip-in for a virgin co-worker. hooker and virgin fall in love and they try to leave the rat race with a bunch of drug money. The mob gets involved. Heads up.
Anyhow, better teach him to wrap up his junk or he will be looking for a raise for his new family.

 

[whitebb2727]

I would definitely invest in this young man's education. I recommend getting him a hooker at least as hot as this young pro.

Lol at "the hard way."

 

[CaliSmokes]

Damn, I'd tell him it's a hooker and let him get warmed up, you don't want to waste cash when he has, "performance issues".

 

[mjinc]

Take him out, get him drunk and pay a hooker to seduce him then get her to leave before he wakes up so there's no awkward situation afterwards

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Sure, or find him a girl his age that's equally awkward, put them in a room with some weed maybe some alcohol and let nature take its course.

Yep. You gotta breed them.

 

[fibba]

take that young man to a strip club get him some lap dances and then get him a girl of the evening. Tell the girls at the club whats up, they'll have fun with him...

Yes this is the best way to get in the right frame of mind.

 

[neosapien]

just find him a fat girl to bang. fat girls are like mopeds fun to ride till your friends find out

Have some respect. This is serious. Women are not objects that you can just fuck and leave. Hookers are. We are talking about hookers.

where are you from?

Why do you want to know where I'm from? Do you have a sister or mom in "the business"? Discount?

 

[Indagrow]

I'd love to bond with my boss over killing a hooker, it would be so neat

 

[neosapien]

I'd love to bond with my boss over killing a hooker, it would be so neat

I don't know, I feel a responsibility to get him the hooker but if he wants to kill it then that's on him. I'm trying to make this an evening thing, not a weekend thing.

 

[cannabineer]

I don't know, I feel a responsibility to get him the hooker but if he wants to kill it then that's on him. I'm trying to make this an evening thing, not a weekend thing.

Yah quicklime ain't so quick

You need further down the periodic table, like this, to bring it back into evening scale. Better living through nuclear chemistry!

 

[v.s one]

Well, that's the other thing too. I'm still debating the pros and cons of actually telling him that the chick is a hooker. On one hand I think it would be a good boost to his confidence if he thought he bagged her on his own. On the other hand if he found out she was a hooker after the fact it might break his confidence. So decisions decisions.

Don't tell him let him think it was all him. We did this same thing for a coworker before. She wasn't a hooker just an obsessed chick who wanted to fuck my friend.We told him to tell her if she fucks the virgin. He will do her later. She did it with no hesitation. We even had our own office pool going.

 

[tyler.durden]

Bag of sand, lol. "I got friends that fuck guys... in jail..."

 

[curious2garden]

Would someone buy me a trimmer? I could like really use one right naow!

 

[Budget Buds]

yes buy your helper a hooker, a big fat one named bruce

 

[torontoke]

Your slipping neo
Sensitivity is clouding your ninja training.
Taking your Jedi hooker shopping would be half the fun. The other half would be watching the video over n over laughing at the awkwardness while sharing it with the riu group.
Important life lessons here
They aren't hookers they are porn stars, hooker stings get you arrested porn auditions make memories.

 

[Metasynth]

Would someone buy me a trimmer? I could like really use one right naow!

You can have me for free

 

[BarnBuster]

Would someone buy me a trimmer? I could like really use one right naow!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/migrant-workers-making-thousands-trimming-marijuana-california/story?id=46578810

 

[etznabkhan]

So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?

get a good hooker pay to her and tell her to do it like shes your friend then she can fuck your helper and hes gona feel like he do it alone,feels better and try with a normal girl