What If The Whole World Farted At Once?

shimmer

shimmer

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Hello folks. My first thread. It may as well reflect where my head is truly at. I saw a bumper sticker in Seattle that asked: What if the whole world farted at once? A brilliant question. We can all consider it, there is no right or wrong answer, and i don't think any answer to it could be used it to corroborate any agenda.Sure i know fart humour is juvenille, but it's power lies in the paradox of both uniting us and compelling us to stay apart. So folks, let's breathe deep,(or hold our breath completely) and let our imaginations roll. s.
 
Link99

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A wise man once said " fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person's ass hole and leads itself into another's nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together. the make music and can create a dance. so fart. fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in the deepest depths of ur bowels"

IF we all had a united fart. It would bring about world peace
 
BreatheSmoke

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Well the gas from the billions of farts along with all of the people who are lighting their lighters at that moment will result in a massive explosion that will kill off life on earth ???? What a way to go....
 
shimmer

shimmer

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Link99 said:
A wise man once said " fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person's ass hole and leads itself into another's nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together. the make music and can create a dance. so fart. fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in the deepest depths of ur bowels"

IF we all had a united fart. It would bring about world peace
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That is EXACTLY one of the the motions i personally passed. e-mail monsanto everybody please.
 
shimmer

shimmer

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Link99 said:
A wise man once said " fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person's ass hole and leads itself into another's nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together. the make music and can create a dance. so fart. fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in the deepest depths of ur bowels"

IF we all had a united fart. It would bring about world peace
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You my friend are repped.
 
shimmer

shimmer

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Which authority figure would you like to be being lambasted by when the carbon filter company's shares went mental?
 
HoppusTheCaveman

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I think there would be a second or two of silence and then everyone would just go "awwww!!" and have a huge high five...so that's killing 3 birds with one stone. world wide fart, exclamation, and high five....awesome.
 
shimmer

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Stoney McFried said:
Pat Sajack!
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Had to look him up Stoney, he certainly looks like he could benefit from a decongestant.
It would have to be cheney, a less obvious one would be a re-animated J. Krishnamurti. All that incredible insight could have been galvanized by 6 billion an' change well timed chuffs of love. God, when i picture scenes of a perfect world i get an image of belly laughing with cheney, or maybe he'd be offended? Almost as good. Heh heh heh.
 
Link99

Link99

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The force of the fart would offset the worlds axis and we'll all see the true results of global warming.!
 
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