What did you accomplish today?

mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Gary Goodson said:
No but I did choke Cain Velasquez out last night. He was at a family get together and he was talking shit. So I showed him whats up! Then I woke up like "Where's my mother fucking belt bitches?"
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That guys not even a champion anymore but that's ok. I guess you gotta start small. By the second week I killed the devil and had full control of hell.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
mr sunshine said:
That guys not even a champion anymore buy that's ok. I guess you gotta start small. By the second week I killed the devil and had full control of hell.
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I saved a space colony with (or from ... a little unclear) Arnie S. whan I had a vivid dream while leaving methadone. Escaped on a city-sized rollercoaster. Something about "no more drugs" makes me dream the big bright weird stuff.
 
mr sunshine

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cannabineer said:
I saved a space colony with (or from ... a little unclear) Arnie S. whan I had a vivid dream while leaving methadone. Escaped on a city-sized rollercoaster. Something about "no more drugs" makes me dream the big bright weird stuff.
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Best part of being sober is those dreams. I felt like I had something to look forward to, the sex ones are the best.
 
UncleBuck

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apparently there is a PAC-12 NCAA golf tournament in town this weekend. sucks for them because it's gonna snow. but the stanford men's golf team just happened to be practicing at the course i played yesterday. i got grouped up with two of them. posted a 78 to their 73 and 71. my theory about anyone who has their name embroidered on the bag is still true, they were complete assholes.

@Aeroknow
 
mr sunshine

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Gary Goodson said:
Word, I actually feel like the UFC has gone downhill since they got bought out. Fuck Dana White too. I better not have any dreams about him! And if I do, I better be choking him out like I did Cain bitch ass.

Maybe next I can kick some dragon ass... or fuck one. Either way
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Fucking a dragon would be crazy. Ufc is a shit show now, it's rare when the number 1 contender fights the champion.
 
StonedFarmer

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I walked home from parole office, as I come out of beer store there is mybuddy who was cheating with cat lady on me.


He bought me 5 beers. I am now making moves on his girlfriend.


**flicks rolex**
**adjusts gucci bwlt**
**oooh wjats in my louis v handbag?**
**just 10k and a bit of crack and heroin**

Fuck this nigg I will blast her fase with sf juice


Juat watch for pics

She plays geetar is beach blonde and has an ass i just dont want to say no too

My future wife said "goodluck fam"

I got the louis v handbag
Stuffed full of illicit
A gucci belt holding up ma pants with a black flag and a glock 19

Make money 9r die
 
StonedFarmer

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Do Ibrelapse amd smoke a blast or keepnbeing sf and stacking racks smacking hookers and fiends

I got 5k in my pocket a louis v handbag a glock 19 and a full cooked chicken ready for sale

I want to t9ke a hit..


Relapse sf...
Maybe

I dont know but i want too. Brb i gotta fight

Crack dealing in a worst bar in t.o
.hi
H8rs

100 in crack

I got tjat
 

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Indacouch

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whitebb2727 said:
I feel bad. Didn't get pics of the cooked turkey. I put it in a roasting pan with potatoes, corn, carrots and a few other things.

It is time for a cock story.

Sorry to hear that. Get well soon.

I never said anything but spent Easter eve at the hospital with the wife. She is diabetic and lost a bunch of weight recently. Blood sugar all out of whack. She hasn't been getting breaks on time. The night in question she went 5 hours without a break and collapsed at work. Emt's said her sugar was 48.

I went and had a talk with her boss. She will now be getting her breaks on time for snacks and what not.

When I say I talked to the boss it may have been more than talking. One of the girls told my wife I was furious when I went to her work after the hospital.





Hope you and the wife get better. I know I'm a stranger on the net but if you need anything just holler at me.
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Long over due on the cock story WB.

Since you failed to share that beautiful cooked bird with us. I think a full on cock thread is in order.

Just sayin
 
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