Trump fires James Comey!

[tangerinegreen555]

May 8 11:00 PM-White House phone call:

Trump: Hello

Pootin: Why the fuck are you letting your investigations get out of control?

Trump: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. My approval rating went up, how you like it?

Pootin: Stop, this is no joke. Have your people kill Comey. Immediately.

Trump: That's not easy, I'll fire him. Then we can both discredit him.

Pootin: Can't you control your comrades? You're a horrible dictator!

Trump: I'll try to do better. We have actual news channels here, they report stuff.

Pootin: Our dreams are going to fail unless you put your own people in charge of this thing.

Trump: OK Poo, I'll fire him tomorrow and pick somebody good.

Pootin: This incompetence of yours needs to stop. Stay focused. The world is ours for the taking.

Trump: I love you Poo.

Pootin: I want Flynn pardoned before he testifies. You can do it.

Trump: OK. I love you Poo.

Pootin: Stop fucking up, take control over there. Don't be weak!

Trump: I love you so much Poo. Please don't be mad.

Pootin: Get it done. Comey should die. My people confirm he has 20% of this solved. Stop this now.

Trump: OK. I will stop him.

Pootin: Wise up already. This will be bad if they find out.

Trump: I'll take care of it.

Pootin: You don't want those pee tapes released. Don't disappoint me.

Trump: I love you Poo, I would never hurt you.

Pootin: Just get it done. Fast. Good Bye. (click)

Trump: Poo? Poo? Don't hang up, Poo. I love you Poo. Why me? WHY ME?

 

[Big_Lou]

May 8 11:00 PM-White House phone call:

Trump: Hello

Pootin: Why the fuck are you letting your investigations get out of control?

Trump: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. My approval rating went up, how you like it?

Pootin: Stop, this is no joke. Have your people kill Comey. Immediately.

Trump: That's not easy, I'll fire him. Then we can both discredit him.

Pootin: Can't you control your comrades? You're a horrible dictator!

Trump: I'll try to do better. We have actual news channels here, they report stuff.

Pootin: Our dreams are going to fail unless you put your own people in charge of this thing.

Trump: OK Poo, I'll fire him tomorrow and pick somebody good.

Pootin: This incompetence of yours needs to stop. Stay focused. The world is ours for the taking.

Trump: I love you Poo.

Pootin: I want Flynn pardoned before he testifies. You can do it.

Trump: OK. I love you Poo.

Pootin: Stop fucking up, take control over there. Don't be weak!

Trump: I love you so much Poo. Please don't be mad.

Pootin: Get it done. Comey should die. My people confirm he has 20% of this solved. Stop this now.

Trump: OK. I will stop him.

Pootin: Wise up already. This will be bad if they find out.

Trump: I'll take care of it.

Pootin: You don't want those pee tapes released. Don't disappoint me.

Trump: I love you Poo, I would never hurt you.

Pootin: Just get it done. Fast. Good Bye. (click)

Trump: Poo? Poo? Don't hang up, Poo. I love you Poo. Why me? WHY ME?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Where is NitroHarley when you need to rub this shit in?

 

[Justin-case]

Where is NitroHarley when you need to rub this shit in?

Grass city last I saw, couple months ago.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Grass city last I saw, couple months ago.

Ask how he likes his Trump now, scrambled, overeasy, or dummy side up?

 

[Big_Lou]

Where is NitroHarley

LOL!

He's officially 'dead', though his ghost occasionally haunts a few crusted socks.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ask how he likes his Trump now, scrambled, overeasy, or dummy side up?

Burnt to a crisp works for me.

Scrape off pan and toss in soil compost mix.

 

[Big_Lou]

Stephen King‏ Verified account@StephenKing 3 hours ago
Donald Trump: A remarkable combination of unhinged and dumb as dirt. Time to start talking impeachment. Really. Enough is enough.
576 replies 8,701 retweets 22,664 likes

 

[fdd2blk]

Stephen King‏ Verified account@StephenKing 3 hours ago
Donald Trump: A remarkable combination of unhinged and dumb as dirt. Time to start talking impeachment. Really. Enough is enough.
576 replies 8,701 retweets 22,664 likes

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Dude is famous for writing fiction. lol

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Stephen King‏ Verified account@StephenKing 3 hours ago
Donald Trump: A remarkable combination of unhinged and dumb as dirt. Time to start talking impeachment. Really. Enough is enough.
576 replies 8,701 retweets 22,664 likes

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I like Stephen King, but he's starting to look like Ron Perlman.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Dude is famous for writing fiction. lol

The dude's a literary genius. You think all he does is write? The dude thinks, and damn well, which is more than can be said for you.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

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Dick Dale?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Why, when I search "news" in Google and check the news section am I only getting BBC, current and outdated? Something's fishy.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Why, when I search "news" in Google and check the news section am I only getting BBC, current and outdated? Something's fishy.

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Google tailors their search results to your past inquiries

 

[Olive Drab Green]

This shit is fucking funny:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/10/comey-firing-trump-russia-238192

"He had grown enraged by the Russia investigation, two advisers said, frustrated by his inability to control the mushrooming narrative around Russia. He repeatedly asked aides why the Russia investigation wouldn’t disappear and demanded they speak out for him. He would sometimes scream at television clips about the probe, one adviser said."

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Google tailors their search results to your past inquiries

Clearly, their algorithm is broken.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Notice how Trump's bitchass won't come on television and look America in the collective face to tell (read: lie to) us he has no ties to Russia himself.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Notice how Trump's bitchass won't come on television and look America in the collective face to tell (read: lie to) us he has no ties to Russia himself.

He only tweets.

And lies.

And divides.

And hates.

And suppresses.

And spreads fake news.

Truth would be too incriminating. Just like his tax returns.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

His tax returns won't say anything about his laundering money for Russian oligarchs or the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, you can bet on that.

 

[zeddd]

How come Secretary of HUD is dressed like Trump's house boy?

And why is Trump meeting with the Russian Foreign Minister in the Oval Orifice, today?

DEFINITELY no Russian connects..

He is dressed formally in black tie, are you a fukin racist?