Fogdog
Well-Known Member
Trump doesn't think it's torture, so why not?
I can hear the inquisitor already:
zooe meester drumpf, ees eet drue that Melania's reenklez ahrr zo deep zat zey must be gleeened mit ah toootbrush?
Trump: no, they don't have to be cleaned with a toothbrush!
Inquisitor: doo eet poor zee vader
Trump: noooo, ahhhh bubble glub gasp
Zen delll us zee trut meeester drumpf
Trump: We use a firehose and blast the plaster from her face each night but don't tell Melania I snitched or she'll cut off what's left.
zat weel be all vor now meester drumpf. Tooomorrow veel ahsk about Ivanka's boops. How ees eet they ztarded to crow beeger wen she waas thurdy yeers oult?