So Plants Can Hear/Feel.

Indacouch

Indacouch

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dagwood45431 said:
So, when I go to the next room to masterbate, they still know what I'm doing? That explains so much! Thank you!
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Semen is great fertilizer.....I used to jack off I to a cup and mix then water.....but one day I was short on semen and had to jerk off directly into a smart pot .....next day that plant was twice as big as the others....it's not the semen the plants love .....it's them freaky bitches watching me rub one out that gets them going ......now I just play porn 24/7 in my greenhouses and the gardens are outta control.......I call it sexcropping.
 
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Psychosis p. Temple

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Why don't you build a foundation for a home and jump inside of it be aware of your surroundings, area, have a map and be caution of your statements if met by a stranger, keep a steady guide and enjoy the many restraunts.
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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Indacouch said:
Semen is great fertilizer.....I used to jack off I to a cup and mix then water.....but one day I was short on semen and had to jerk off directly into a smart pot .....next day that plant was twice as big as the others....it's not the semen the plants love .....it's them freaky bitches watching me rub one out that gets them going ......now I just play porn 24/7 in my greenhouses and the gardens are outta control.......I call it sexcropping.
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I've been fixed. Is that okay or am I going to have to hire someone to come over and cum on my plants? Also, would a bukkake party be considered overfeeding?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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curious2garden said:
As our resident sexpert @Indacouch suggested the use of semen and since you still ejaculate semen, go for it.
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EXACTLY!!....couldn't have said it better myself.


Not to be a know it all or show off ...But i do have something to add.....I'm actually in the middle of a greenhouse study now...where I've taken a few plants aside and am studying them ......I'm appropriately calling it operation BLANKS......early results seem promising imvho....I think our fellow growers who can no longer create the baby juice will appreciate my efforts.....I'm leaning towards the cannabis plant being somewhat of a sex addicted whore...not necessarily craving the special sauce as much as the act of giving it to them........of course these studies are in the early stages, but like I said it looks promising.......I'm not guna deprive my plants of semen any time soon......but it's my duty to help my fellow growers.....il update my findings for all our non load blowing organic gardeners.

Inda
 
ANC

ANC

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Wonder if I can find the youtube clip. This scientist dude claims to have connected sensors to his plants, and merely thinking about harming the plants would set the sensors off.
I think the study was published later for reproduction. But, that may just be my pot-addled memory.
 
farmerfischer

farmerfischer

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ANC said:
Wonder if I can find the youtube clip. This scientist dude claims to have connected sensors to his plants, and merely thinking about harming the plants would set the sensors off.
I think the study was published later for reproduction. But, that may just be my pot-addled memory.
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Mythbusters did a show similar to what you described...
 
Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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Indacouch said:
Semen is great fertilizer.....I used to jack off I to a cup and mix then water.....but one day I was short on semen and had to jerk off directly into a smart pot .....next day that plant was twice as big as the others....it's not the semen the plants love .....it's them freaky bitches watching me rub one out that gets them going ......now I just play porn 24/7 in my greenhouses and the gardens are outta control.......I call it sexcropping.
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I use it as a foliage spray and just jerk off directly on the budds, it adds mad weight yo
 
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