Singlemalt
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Not a problem for a Sicilano, duck soupYou blew a load (or five), your wife did all the work.
Now it's your turn; full guidance/protection mode for the rest of your natural life.
PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD
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Bob Zmuda
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It's true.
Bob Zmuda
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My friend was supposed to go camping with me tonight but instead got sucked into some needy wife stuff.
So I'm sitting in my backyard with a campfire drinking beer.
My wife drank 3 beers for the first time in over a year (baby stuffs) and was so hurtin' today she was asleep at 7 tonight. hahahahah
Lightweight.
So I'm sitting in my backyard with a campfire drinking beer.
My wife drank 3 beers for the first time in over a year (baby stuffs) and was so hurtin' today she was asleep at 7 tonight. hahahahah
Lightweight.
Grandpapy
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LOL each edit adds a quote, I'd better quit.Oh cool! Have fun and let me know how that restaurant turns out./QUOTE]
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Singlemalt
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I know
My girl's hubby/bf are terrified. And so thus shall they remain until the endth of time
mr sunshine
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I've seen craigslist adds where the poster claims to be looking for guys to masterbating till they cum on his sleeping wife. Your post reminded me of that, for some reason.
Drowning-Man
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Lmao
Grandpapy
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I can smell it burning! I know it's you. Assuming you are a block are two from the beach.
Bob Zmuda
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I specifically asked for a Mexican man with a bird-like penis in the ad.
I'm waiting.
Chunky Stool
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Vlad the Impaler had an interesting method...I'm steps away from from the second deepest lake in America.
Drowning-Man
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Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months
Padawanbater2
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Now that is cool
tyler.durden
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What is she wearing?Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months
Drowning-Man
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Big_Lou
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Good to hear. "Texas" and "mama", eh? You didn't hitchhike there by any chance, did you?Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months
Drowning-Man
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Lol no took the bus
Chunky Stool
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I hope you didn't touch anything.
There is nothing more foul & disgusting than a bus station.
Well, maybe Lou's toejam...
Big_Lou
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The busses themselves are far nastier. I've traveled the country on various lines (Greyhound, Trailways, Peter Pan, etc.) and each experience was lousier than the previous. People dropping chili shits in broken chemical toilets, malfunctioning AC while driving through the south during the Summer, overbooked runs where people are literally sitting/standing in the aisles, etc.
I did make out with/finger a random girl while she jerked me off one time, though.
Preposterous.
