hi y'all!

[Big_Lou]

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Reminds me of this weirdo stuffed doll my wife has from her childhood....



^Really? Really? It's a giant pubic mound - including tiny balls and a flopping shaft - with tennis shoes attached. Yep, this is an actual toy marketed to kids. Young girls, specifically.

Apparently this is the partner/sidekick....now tell me this isn't supposed to be Ron Jeremy...

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Reminds me of this weirdo stuffed doll my wife has from her childhood....

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^Really? Really? It's a giant pubic mound - including tiny balls and a flopping shaft - with tennis shoes attached. Yep, this is an actual toy marketed to kids. Young girls, specifically.

Apparently this is the partner/sidekick....now tell me this isn't supposed to be Ron Jeremy...

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Murky dismal and lurky. Lol. I remember my sister having those.

 

[Big_Lou]

Murky dismal and lurky. Lol. I remember my sister having those.

I honestly thought that the beady-eyed cock was some sort of homemade thing/adult novelty, heh.

Related note: My sisters & brothers had this game in the 70s:



There is actually a commercial for this. The narrator says something like "Oh honey, you're a real BALL BUSTER!" as a quivering bassline plays.

 

[Indacouch]

Reminds me of this weirdo stuffed doll my wife has from her childhood....

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^Really? Really? It's a giant pubic mound - including tiny balls and a flopping shaft - with tennis shoes attached. Yep, this is an actual toy marketed to kids. Young girls, specifically.

Apparently this is the partner/sidekick....now tell me this isn't supposed to be Ron Jeremy...

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That's just the antique uncircumcised version

 

[Big_Lou]

That's just the antique uncircumcised version

 

[.nobody.]

@.nobody. ???

Nope. Not me. I don't abuse ellipsis like that and I'd like to think I'd have better taste in avatars and user names.






Penis.

 

[tyler.durden]

Nope. Not me. I don't abuse ellipsis like that and I'd like to think I'd have better taste in avatars and user names.






Penis.

I think I love you, .nobody.. And I'm pretty sure that .nobody. loves me...

 

[curious2garden]

Nope. Not me. I don't abuse ellipsis like that and I'd like to think I'd have better taste in avatars and user names.






Penis.

Yes and the fact you are literate

 

[Big_Lou]

I think I love you, .nobody.. And I'm pretty sure that .nobody. loves me...

 

[•Viking-Joe•]

Nope. Not me. I don't abuse ellipsis like that and I'd like to think I'd have better taste in avatars and user names.






Penis.

Did you ever see the movie "dead man" with Johnny Depp?

His buddy nobody

And that Iggy pop Philistines scene

 

[Blue Wizard]

Why are you all so mean?

Sock fatigue.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Because who can really fit 17 dix in their mouth? Like really bruh

I'd like to try one of these days though, for science. If anyone asks I'll just tell them I'd trying to set a Guinness world record.

 

[cannabineer]

I don't recall ever really being at odds with you...

You're a sock. That zeroes whatever conversation we may have had using your earlier username. Sock = troll.

 

[Big_Lou]

I think I love you...

So what are you so afraid of?

 

[Big_Lou]

Sock fatigue.

Sock shock.

 

[Indacouch]

@Blue Wizard

Did you have anything to do with the development of this toy?

The name obviously and the little wizard dude reminds me of your avatar......

 

[tyler.durden]

So what are you so afraid of?

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I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for...

 

[Big_Lou]

@Blue Wizard

Did you have anything to do with the development of this toy?

The name obviously and the little wizard dude reminds me of your avatar......View attachment 3955560

Confession time: This 'wizard nose' novelty is actually modeled after my genitalia. Right down to the accurate pubic hair color/texture.

 

[Indacouch]

Confession time: This 'wizard nose' novelty is actually modeled after my genitalia. Right down to the accurate pubic hair color/texture.

Thank you for that mental image Lou......honest people are hard to cum by these days

 

[Big_Lou]

Thank you for that mental image Lou......honest people are hard to cum by these days