This is scary.. FBI hears you when ur phones off

[misshestermoffitt]

I actually do wear my seatbelt, and I feel naked without it. I just don't like not having a choice.

I'd wear it anyway, I always insisted that my kids be properly strapped in as well. Wearing the seatbelt is setting a good example for children in the car.

It's always easy to spot that kid who's parent don't use the seatbelts. They can't work them and need help every time. I always hated that question "why do I have to wear my seatbelt in your car but not in my moms car".

It's a hard one to answer without accidently insulting the other parents. I hated saying "it's just the rule". Kids learn the rules faster and obey them better if there is an explaination behind the rule other than "because I said so" but you can't use the "safety first" explaination for a kid who's parents don't wear seatbelts.


aaaarrrggghhhh just thinking about those days makes my brain hurt. I'm so glad we're all grownups here and I don't have to deal with that right now.

 

[Link99]

ok so as im reading this i realize that i was actually chewing on my cellphone... all the talk about radiation and tumors made me lay my phone down.. an im not even high... maybe just constantly paranoid. FUCK YOU BUSH in a loud whisper

 

[misshestermoffitt]

yikes, mouth radiation............*taking a step backwards*

 

[Link99]

and for the seatbelt thing. my friends make fun of me because we'll hop into a parked car in sumones garage not planning to go anywhere but just sit an box it... and well....

I put my seatbelt on instinctivly its quite annoying from time to time... lol

 

[NewGrowth]

yikes, mouth radiation............*taking a step backwards*

So do you think that is Jesus really rode a T-rex would the Romans have doubted he was the son of God?

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Oh hell I don't know. There is another thread about the 10 commandments and then we got over to the creationist museum in Kentucky and someone said they depict humans riding on dinosaurs.

I thought it was funny as hell and said I'd love to see a pic of a bloody mouthed T-Rex with Jesus riding on its back.

Next thing I know there is this huge photo and I laughed my ass off and was like "thanks for the new avatar". It makes me laugh just thinking about that museum depicting that.

I had also asked, "why would anyone bother to invent christians and lions when they could have had christians and volassal raptors.

So do you think that is Jesus really rode a T-rex would the Romans have doubted he was the son of God?

 

[NewGrowth]

Oh hell I don't know. There is another thread about the 10 commandments and then we got over to the creationist museum in Kentucky and someone said they depict humans riding on dinosaurs.

I thought it was funny as hell and said I'd love to see a pic of a bloody mouthed T-Rex with Jesus riding on its back.

Next thing I know there is this huge photo and I laughed my ass off and was like "thanks for the new avatar". It makes me laugh just thinking about that museum depicting that.

I had also asked, "why would anyone bother to invent christians and lions when they could have had christians and volassal raptors.

Do they make that picture in poster size? I want to hang it on my wall, its just too awesome . . . oh yeah +rep on that note

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I'm not sure, I didn't find the picture myself. Another person on that thread was in agreement and went and posted the picture.

You know, you might be able to make into a poster at Walmart, they do enlarged prints like that, then again they might give you that copyright infringement hassle too.

It is funny though.

 

[NewGrowth]

I'm not sure, I didn't find the picture myself. Another person on that thread was in agreement and went and posted the picture.

You know, you might be able to make into a poster at Walmart, they do enlarged prints like that, then again they might give you that copyright infringement hassle too.

It is funny though.

Can you send me the link you got it from? I want to try that now . . .

 

[Stoney McFried]

Damn.I thought I was really doing something.

Once upon a time I was a cellular phone network technician with one of the big companies. We could do lots of things like APPROXIMATE your location based on signal strength, figure out what direction you are travelling in based on changes in signal strength, and listen in while you are making a call (for maintenance purposes only of course). In addition, I would very rarely be required to cooperate with some law enforcement agency (local agencies only, never worked with feds for a wiretap or to identify the location a call originated from, did this 2x in 4 years in a metropolitan area of 4 million people). It is also worth mentioning that standard cellular radio frequency maintenance equipment can be used to listen to calls within a given proximity, illegal for civillians, ok for phone comany technicians, requires warrant/official paperwork for LE). When not in active use but turned on your cell phone transmits a period keep alive signal (mobile identification number MIN and electronic serial number ESN) to the network which is routed through a national system that says your phone is available to receive calls and what cell tower you are closest to. It does not transmit voice when not actively involved in a call. To do so would overtax the wireless network. If the FBI has the capability to remotely activate your phone and eavesdrop I have never seen it and there is NO WAY they could do it without the help of the phone company technicians (as in need official paperwork), I repeat NO WAY, the network is much to fucking complicated for them to pull that off alone. While whispering fuck you Bush into your phone might be palliative for the disaster that has been the last 8 years it is unlikely he will receive your message.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

it's OK Stoney, I whispered last night too. sooner or later he's got to hear one of us.

Damn.I thought I was really doing something.

 

[Stoney McFried]

And it's fun.I can start just yelling it at random when I'm in public, I guess.

it's OK Stoney, I whispered last night too. sooner or later he's got to hear one of us.

 

[data]

i dont see it possible

 

[Link99]

they use remote devices to turn on the microphone in ur phone from afar to listen to you and the people ur talking to.. even when ur phones off... =D whats not to belive

I still belive we have dethlasers on the moon that can destroy a city with one shot..

Dr. evil left it there =D

 

[NewGrowth]

they use remote devices to turn on the microphone in ur phone from afar to listen to you and the people ur talking to.. Even when ur phones off... =d whats not to belive

i still belive we have dethlasers on the moon that can destroy a city with one shot..

Dr. Evil left it there =d

stop humping the "lazer"!!!

 

[Link99]

stop humping the "lazer"!!!

Hahahaha that was so funny!!!!! I coughed the weed outta the bowl laughing!

 

[theelowrider]

Cellphones in a mans pocket all day everyday supposedly lower sperm count...dunno if I buy into that at all but thats what i've heard

great less need for a condom just use your mobile

 

[The Son of Man]

parents are giving their children cell phones with the gps in the phone monitorable from the net. Times are getting tougher kids

"I wasn't there I swear---Oh really---lets take a look at google maps you little shit."

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I wonder if they were listening to me and my husband having sex yesterday morning. When we're home alone, things can get really loud........

 

[Stoney McFried]

I like it when guys get noisy.Who's noisier, miss, you or your man?

I wonder if they were listening to me and my husband having sex yesterday morning. When we're home alone, things can get really loud........