What did you accomplish today?

=Your Mom=

=Your Mom=

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Aeroknow said:
I'm not so up to date here right now.

Are you telling me that yourmom is jack?

Just come out already dude! Jesus Christ man.
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I'd rather your penis came out. Into my mouth. Your mom is very very horny. Have you ever been smothered by a pair of yellowfin tuna steaks covered in spicy mayo? Because that's what my Labias are going to do to you young man. My tuna tartare is the ambrosia of the gods. Nectar of the Demi gods. I am woman. Here me snarl! You will suck my weather beaten gooch and you will thank me. I see you're a strapping young lad. Angler. Want to angle my butthole? Hehehehe. This Pinot Grigio and crab dip has me feeling some kinda way! Already sucked off one of my sons friends in the bathroom. His wife was too consumed with the ceviches. So so very moist.
 
=Your Mom=

=Your Mom=

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Indacouch said:
Looks good dude ....not to rub it in or anything ....but I decided to park my ass on the couch with the AC on blast for the day ....gotta entertain the brother and his family for the 4th tonight ....so I figured I better nap most of the day in my ice cold living room .....I'm actually a bit chilly from resting all day snacking on salami and cheese ...with a cold beverage of course...but I'm guna get up now and start getting food and explosives ready for tonight.....the tool with the long yellow handle in your pic above looks heavy .........K that's enough I'm an asshole .....looks really nice, you made me feel even more worthless than I already did today LOL....but these days are rare for me raising two little monsters .......the coldest beverage at the bottom of the chest is for all your hard work today .....speaking of which ....better go stock that up ....little Inda may not be able to mow the lawn yet ...but he's great at small jobs like filling up the ice chest and bringing me random things ......off I go


HAPPY 4th everyone
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Hello young man.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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Went to 4th of July sale and bought a new TV, simulated surround sound system (sound bar and sub woofer), and DVD player for living room.

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So I tell the guy I could use a little help loading into my truck. 'sure, no problem.'

Then, when it's behind truck, I pop open tail gate and they kinda freak out. They said I can't haul it flat and they won't load it flat because the weight could break it or some shit.

So I said just give me the fucking thing and I loaded myself while telling them thanks for the fucking help.

Got it home, unpacked, hooked everything up and it was perfectly fine. I keep a half dozen old bed comforters in the back, layed them all out, put in TV (screen up), secured with a cargo bar and a couple bungees, and kept it under 70 on way home.

Did they think they were dealing with an amateur?

Surround sound utterly kicks ass in a living room. So after it was up and running, wife says, 'You're not allowed to work today, it's the 4th of July.'

say what???

So I excused myself to go get gas and then stopped at my daughter's house to polyurethane this very cool tri-fold privacy partition made by my father in law who died before I met his daughter. Stripped it and stained yesterday.

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Back to patio paver work tomorrow. I gave the crew 4 days off after they hinted around about it non stop for a week. I put up half of one of the walls then got tired not having the high school kids to bring me the blocks, so I quit.

3 weeks ago their dads stopped by asking if I could use them again this year. 'Yeah, send them over, but no long weekends, we get enough down days from rain.'

I guess I'm just a sap. They'll be doing some stump removal tomorrow from those bushes. I was going to dig them out myself, but those kids need the work and money. Dig in boys, start anywhere. Lol.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Went to 4th of July sale and bought a new TV, simulated surround sound system (sound bar and sub woofer), and DVD player for living room.

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So I tell the guy I could use a little help loading into my truck. 'sure, no problem.'

Then, when it's behind truck, I pop open tail gate and they kinda freak out. They said I can't haul it flat and they won't load it flat because the weight could break it or some shit.

So I said just give me the fucking thing and I loaded myself while telling them thanks for the fucking help.

Got it home, unpacked, hooked everything up and it was perfectly fine. I keep a half dozen old bed comforters in the back, layed them all out, put in TV (screen up), secured with a cargo bar and a couple bungees, and kept it under 70 on way home.

Did they think they were dealing with an amateur?

Surround sound utterly kicks ass in a living room. So after it was up and running, wife says, 'You're not allowed to work today, it's the 4th of July.'

say what???

So I excused myself to go get gas and then stopped at my daughter's house to polyurethane this very cool tri-fold privacy partition made by my father in law who died before I met his daughter. Stripped it and stained yesterday.

View attachment 3972441

Back to patio paver work tomorrow. I gave the crew 4 days off after they hinted around about it non stop for a week. I put up half of one of the walls then got tired not having the high school kids to bring me the blocks, so I quit.

3 weeks ago their dads stopped by asking if I could use them again this year. 'Yeah, send them over, but no long weekends, we get enough down days from rain.'

I guess I'm just a sap. They'll be doing some stump removal tomorrow from those bushes. I was going to dig them out myself, but those kids need the work and money. Dig in boys, start anywhere. Lol.
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You know the boys are guna use dynamite for the stumps TANG....it's the 4th of July ...explosives are plentiful nation wide....:fire:
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Went to 4th of July sale and bought a new TV, simulated surround sound system (sound bar and sub woofer), and DVD player for living room.

View attachment 3972431
So I tell the guy I could use a little help loading into my truck. 'sure, no problem.'

Then, when it's behind truck, I pop open tail gate and they kinda freak out. They said I can't haul it flat and they won't load it flat because the weight could break it or some shit.

So I said just give me the fucking thing and I loaded myself while telling them thanks for the fucking help.

Got it home, unpacked, hooked everything up and it was perfectly fine. I keep a half dozen old bed comforters in the back, layed them all out, put in TV (screen up), secured with a cargo bar and a couple bungees, and kept it under 70 on way home.

Did they think they were dealing with an amateur?

Surround sound utterly kicks ass in a living room. So after it was up and running, wife says, 'You're not allowed to work today, it's the 4th of July.'

say what???

So I excused myself to go get gas and then stopped at my daughter's house to polyurethane this very cool tri-fold privacy partition made by my father in law who died before I met his daughter. Stripped it and stained yesterday.

View attachment 3972441

Back to patio paver work tomorrow. I gave the crew 4 days off after they hinted around about it non stop for a week. I put up half of one of the walls then got tired not having the high school kids to bring me the blocks, so I quit.

3 weeks ago their dads stopped by asking if I could use them again this year. 'Yeah, send them over, but no long weekends, we get enough down days from rain.'

I guess I'm just a sap. They'll be doing some stump removal tomorrow from those bushes. I was going to dig them out myself, but those kids need the work and money. Dig in boys, start anywhere. Lol.
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Many hubby's sneak outside to smoke. You sneak to work! That's hysterical.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Gary Goodson said:
Time for s'mores
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You going the smore route with that G?

My wife makes these really good choclate bannana things for the grill .....basically she peels one strip of bannana peel open....then carefully cuts sections of bannana out ....replaces those sections with choclate ....sometimes even Carmel filled chocolates .....closes the peel and then we set em over the coals ....fucking delicious Gary.

All that wife Banana talk made me horny :shock:
 
Bareback

Bareback

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Indacouch said:
You going the smore route with that G?

My wife makes these really good choclate bannana things for the grill .....basically she peels one strip of bannana peel open....then carefully cuts sections of bannana out ....replaces those sections with choclate ....sometimes even Carmel filled chocolates .....closes the peel and then we set em over the coals ....fucking delicious Gary.

All that wife Banana talk made me horny :shock:
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You got any nude pics ........ of the banana/chocolate of course.
 
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