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mr sunshine
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Niner fans are cool, I don't mind all that gay shit. They're like the most fabulous team in the nfl.I have a few friends who are raiders fans. Poor guys!
One of my buddies grew up in Alameda also, i give him a pass. My other friends who chose the raiders over the niners i don't give them a pass. They grew up with me in San Jose.
Me, I'm a niner fan who doesn't mind seeing the raiders win.
My friends who are raiders fans hate the niners. They're dickheads like that.
halfbubbleoff
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I would bet there is a 100% probability of the pants coming off very quickly.
mr sunshine
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I made up my mind yesterday, I'm going to be an anesthesiologist.
a senile fungus
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I go numb from the waist down when you enter the room, so you're halfway there!
Chunky Stool
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Just another reason to avoid Dallas.
Chunky Stool
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You could be an exterminator at Chipotle.
Gary Goodson
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You ever been stabbed with a plastic spork?Just another reason to avoid Dallas.
Chunky Stool
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Gary Goodson
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It's because she knew one day you would make that post. So you got it in advance!
tangerinegreen555
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In the '70's, the Raiders and Steelers were the 2 best teams. They won 5 super bowls between them from 1974-1979. (Dallas won the other one, Steelers won 4)
If it wasn't for this guy, Oakland would have sucked.
They won in '76 after the Steelers TWO 1000 yd. running backs got hurt in the previous game and couldn't play. We had one healthy running back and they stacked the line all fucking day.
I was a cool rivalry that would lead to rule changes as they liked to give concussions to receivers when the ball went to the other side of the field. They also enjoyed suing each other in the off season.
Deflate Gate? The Raiders, when at home, gave us a deflated football everytime we had to punt or kick.
If we complained, the refs said 'quit whining'.
We let the field ice up for the AFC championship game at Three Rivers one year to make them run instead of pass. Lol. They lost 16-10.
The good old days.
History lesson complete.
Chunky Stool
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Anyone else see this? 
charface
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No, the pic just shows a busted link for me. Been seeing s a lot recently
Chunky Stool
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It is a commercial for a class action lawsuit. Apparently RoundUp causes non-hodgkins lymphoma.
charface
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I partnered up with the roundup company today and killed the shit out of some blackberry bushes. Cant find anything better or I would use it
Chunky Stool
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cannabineer
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What is the law firm's batting average?