What Happened by Hillary Rodham Clinton

abandonconflict

abandonconflict

Well-Known Member
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR SHITTING ON BOSS’ DESK AFTER WINNING THE LOTTERY
A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.

That package was very hot! And very steamy!

The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. “I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”

OOOOOH NASTY!

“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
Click to expand...
News you can use. Moral of the story: Mexican food is good for digestion.
 
twostrokenut

twostrokenut

Well-Known Member
abandonconflict said:
No. There are ethnic groups that have been categorized as races which were thought to be almost entirely Jewish and there are people of "Jewish descent" (defined by nazis as a set of parameters regarding how many grandparents practiced) who do not practice.

In the US it became prevalent to ask people what their mother's maiden name was as a way to identify if they were Jewish but that information is rather esoteric and over time the question has become a security option. In nazi Germany, a lot of effort was put into deciding who was and who was not Jewish, and I don't even feel like getting into that.

In Spain, the inquisition forced a lot of Jews to convert to Christendom but very little if any attention was ever paid to descent. It was simply forbidden to practice a religion that rejected Jesus Christ. However, those families who feigned conversion but secretly practiced, maintained records of lineage and were known as Marrano. This was a slur but became an accepted identification that we claimed in defiance of those who would use it on us.

The Ashkenazim are an ethnic group with many distinctive genetic markers who have been found to have inhabited Lithuania for centuries but there are many overlaps with Greek genetic markers. The point is, it is very obvious that people have converted to Judaism for centuries and then maintained records of bloodlines. It did not begin as a race. One does not have to be born a Jew to be a Jew.
Click to expand...
awesome. I am Jewish now and you are an antisemite. woah, this debate tactic is so deep. so deep.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top