How do you hide a full 9x12 grow room from a home appraiser?

Bob Zmuda

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Same thing happened to me. Bought the house we were renting and it needed an appraisal.

I pulled a Tyler but I had to hide 2 LARGE tents in the garage. I piled every piece of junk/fodder/cardboard boxes in front of both tents and pretended I was a hoarder.

The dude goes in the garage and sees all the black plastic tarping covering every crack on the garage doors and says "ooooooooooookay then." All weirded out.

I just said, "haha yeah".

We stood there in awkward silence for a second and he moved on.
 

srh88

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Same thing happened to me. Bought the house we were renting and it needed an appraisal.

I pulled a Tyler but I had to hide 2 LARGE tents in the garage. I piled every piece of junk/fodder/cardboard boxes in front of both tents and pretended I was a hoarder.

The dude goes in the garage and sees all the black plastic tarping covering every crack on the garage doors and says "ooooooooooookay then." All weirded out.

I just said, "haha yeah".

We stood there in awkward silence for a second and he moved on.
they did an appraisal for my whole street.. when they came to my house, i sealed my room all up.. i took down my door and trim around it and put up drywall.. no room existed
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
yup... 'welcome to my house... oh wait your raising my taxes. dammit'
My home owners insurance tried that bullshit, told me they needed to come into my home. I laughed at them and closed the door in their face. Tax assessor never even tried. They just up the taxes regularly whether its justified or not. Property values dropping taxes inversely proportional.
 

srh88

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My home owners insurance tried that bullshit, told me they needed to come into my home. I laughed at them and closed the door in their face. Tax assessor never even tried. They just up the taxes regularly whether its justified or not. Property values dropping taxes inversely proportional.
Most people on my road got their taxes lowered. I just did too much to my place I guess
 

Jimdamick

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A few of years ago my landlord had electricians coming to update all the wiring in my building. The last thing I wanted to do was to completely take down my grow room, which is 6.5x8 and located in a strange spot in the apartment (they split this old building up strangely to make smaller units many decades ago). I was very worried when I got the notice, so I called the building management to get specifics: would they need to get to every outlet in every room? How time consuming and labor intensive will this be? They assured me that it would take about 15 minutes and wouldn't be invasive. SO WRONG! The day before my renovation, I saw what they were doing to the downstairs unit, it took all day, and it was very invasive, tearing down a wall, making holes in various places, etc.. I had a decision to make, rip down the room, or simply not to let them in there. I then had a ballsy idea: I'll blockade the room by disguising the entrance by putting my huge metal cabinet in front of it and stack boxes on top. When I finished, you couldn't even tell the room was there, just looked like part of the wall. If this didn't work and they absolutely needed to get in there, I would say they needed to come back the next day, then tear it all down. When the workers showed up, I stayed in my bedroom for the first few hours, then came out to the living room when they needed to do the bedroom wiring. I sat right in front of the cabinet with my pc nervous as hell, but outwardly calm. Then came the bombshell, they needed to turn off the power for a couple hours. Fuck. The smells that will be coming from the GR is gonna kill me. I went to get some vanilla incense, and lit one after the other for the next 90 minutes, they must have thought I was a weirdo. Only in the last 20 minutes could I begin to smell the dank seeping out of the room. I joked around with the workers as they did their final tests after turning the power back on, and the faint dank smell disappeared as the power to the carbon scrubbers was restored. I couldn't believe I got away with this - for months I thought they knew what was up the entire time, and thought it easier to just report me. But no one ever came or called. Whew. Sometimes I think they may have known, thought it was badass, and just didn't give a fuck. I'll probably never know either way...
You got ball's, and are a fucking genius.
Good work my friend.
 

Singlemalt

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My home owners insurance tried that bullshit, told me they needed to come into my home. I laughed at them and closed the door in their face. Tax assessor never even tried. They just up the taxes regularly whether its justified or not. Property values dropping taxes inversely proportional.
The county tried that on me as well, re-assessment for "new improvements". I told them to fuck off and I'd call the Sheriff for trespassing (it's posted). Dude tried to argue and I mentioned the recent trouble they had caused that ended up with a law denying them access without permission. He bitched and left. State law allows counties to increase yearly property tax by 1% per year(if they wish). Re-assessment is not required until sale; in the 30+ yrs I've lived here prop values have seriously increased, but my taxes are based on the value I bought at years ago. So, they try to get you on "improvements". A couple months before my "visit", they had tried the same on some guy in one of the large towns; he said no, so they came back when he was at work and snooped around. He had tall solid fences so you couldn't see in the back yard, so they went in through a gate(trespassed) and noted he had built a spa/sauna so he got a new tax bill. He took it to court (helped that he was a newspaper reporter) and buried them. They can now only get you for improvements that are easily seen, like a garage and such; they can't snoop
 

Seserth

Active Member
Same thing happened to me. Bought the house we were renting and it needed an appraisal.

I pulled a Tyler but I had to hide 2 LARGE tents in the garage. I piled every piece of junk/fodder/cardboard boxes in front of both tents and pretended I was a hoarder.

The dude goes in the garage and sees all the black plastic tarping covering every crack on the garage doors and says "ooooooooooookay then." All weirded out.

I just said, "haha yeah".

We stood there in awkward silence for a second and he moved on.
lol
 
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