What did you accomplish today?

Indacouch

Indacouch

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cannabineer said:
You are a prince among men. Door to door Fuck services, chauffeured even. "We will Fuck you up!"
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I was looking for a catchy phrase.

Windshield stickers on all my vehicles.

Maybe even turn my Tahoe into the Fuck mobile.

T-shirts
Coffee mugs
Etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc.

Fuck inc


You know there's guna be copy cats.....so il just claim the fastest Fucks around from the beginning.


Fuck Ya!!!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Indacouch said:
I was looking for a catchy phrase.

Windshield stickers on all my vehicles.

Maybe even turn my Tahoe into the Fuck mobile.

T-shirts
Coffee mugs
Etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc.

Fuck inc


You know there's guna be copy cats.....so il just claim the fastest Fucks around from the beginning.


Fuck Ya!!!
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You need to emulate Big Brown and corner the marketplace up front. FuckEx was there first. The competitors like DHL (DuckHorse Limo) are wannabees. Out-Fuck them.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Indacouch said:
I was looking for a catchy phrase.

Windshield stickers on all my vehicles.

Maybe even turn my Tahoe into the Fuck mobile.

T-shirts
Coffee mugs
Etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc.

Fuck inc


You know there's guna be copy cats.....so il just claim the fastest Fucks around from the beginning.


Fuck Ya!!!
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How about Uber Fuck??
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
Getting a haircut with little Inda....he starts school this coming week....he told me he wants a hair cut some mcdonalds then a quick shower so he's not all itchy......after that he says he's guna play his X-Box.....sounds like he's got it all planned out......he also informed me that a tigers blood icee from the shaved ice place would be much appreciated.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Indacouch said:
Getting a haircut with little Inda....he starts school this coming week....he told me he wants a hair cut some mcdonalds then a quick shower so he's not all itchy......after that he says he's guna play his X-Box.....sounds like he's got it all planned out......he also informed me that a tigers blood icee from the shaved ice place would be much appreciated.
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LOL guess you know what you are doing today!
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Chunky Stool said:
A friend accidentally stabbed me in the hand while we were skinning a deer in my garage.
The blood trail was more of a stream than droplets. :shock:
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Shit happens.

This guy gave me a bunch of aluminum wheels that still had the tire on them. Said he would spilt the money if I cut the tire off. I was using a box cutter cutting the tires off and using a sawz all to cut the beads off the rims.

I slipped and drove the box cutter into my arm right about where @srh88 stab wound is. It squirt blood and I stuck my thumb in the hole and walked inside. When I pulled my thumb out it was bleeding and had air bubbles coming out. Freaked me out a bit for a few seconds.

I drank a few beers and smoked a fatty, let my wife clean it and sew it up with needle and thread.
 
srh88

srh88

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whitebb2727 said:
Shit happens.

This guy gave me a bunch of aluminum wheels that still had the tire on them. Said he would spilt the money if I cut the tire off. I was using a box cutter cutting the tires off and using a sawz all to cut the beads off the rims.

I slipped and drove the box cutter into my arm right about where @srh88 stab wound is. It squirt blood and I stuck my thumb in the hole and walked inside. When I pulled my thumb out it was bleeding and had air bubbles coming out. Freaked me out a bit for a few seconds.

I drank a few beers and smoked a fatty, let my wife clean it and sew it up with needle and thread.
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I was ready to just super glue mine then cops came.. they put me in cuffs and when they did I had to move the shirt i took off to cover the cut. Cop seen how bad I was leaking.. realized it was self defense. Then he tried to get me to go with him to the hospital. I was like fuck that,. You're going to take me to jail lol. But to my surprise he was honest. Called an ambulance and no charges were pressed on me
 
dstroy

dstroy

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Got sidetracked trying to find my tap and die set, found it and spent a couple hours chasing threads.

Got the new clutch in and mated the motor and trans, it was a bitch and a half doing it by myself.

Had to keep walking to the front and both sides making sure that the input shaft on the trans and the clutch disc were lined up right and square. Woulda taken like 10 minutes with a buddy that knew what they were doing. :wall:

Then, when it was together I had to fuck with the clutch fork trying to get the throwout bearing to hook up to the pressure plate. Ended up having to remove the slave cylinder for like 10 seconds to get enough play to get them together. The pedal feels right now though, and turning the engine over by hand all four wheels spin so that's good.
Looking forward to that new clutch smell :spew:

Got my new ph sensor in the mail today, it's been sitting in buffer solution for a few hours so fingers crossed that it calibrates, the sponge was pretty dry when it got here.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

Well-Known Member
srh88 said:
I was ready to just super glue mine then cops came.. they put me in cuffs and when they did I had to move the shirt i took off to cover the cut. Cop seen how bad I was leaking.. realized it was self defense. Then he tried to get me to go with him to the hospital. I was like fuck that,. You're going to take me to jail lol. But to my surprise he was honest. Called an ambulance and no charges were pressed on me
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I hit a cop one time and didn't get charged. They showed up to break a fight up I was in. I got hurt pretty bad. It was mixed haze of rage and a concussion when the cop grabbed me. I didn't know and attacked him. Took a baton to the head.

They put me in the back of the car. The cop let me go. He asked me why I did it. I told him I was attacked out of nowhere. I did know who was friend or foe.
 
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