NOT FIT TO FIGHT Chinese kids are ‘too fat and masturbate too much to join the army

buzzardbreath

buzzardbreath

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In college I went to a Vietnamese dudes (kinda Chinese) apartment to study O-Chem. There was no where to sit except his bed and a little worship stool. I naturally went to sit on the edge of his bed.
He said, "Don't do it."
"Why?" I st
"Because I've jerked off on every square inch of this place."
Pretty classy dude for giving me a heads up.
He wasn't lying. I took a piss and there was a stained looking pile of cum at the bottom of his toilet. It didn't move after a flush, it was perpetually there, cemented jizz. He later told me that he has a difficult time talking with white women and wasn't interested in Asian chicks. Cool dude. I never did help him with his social skills. I should have.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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buzzardbreath said:
In college I went to a Vietnamese dudes (kinda Chinese) apartment to study O-Chem. There was no where to sit except his bed and a little worship stool. I naturally went to sit on the edge of his bed.
He said, "Don't do it."
"Why?" I st
"Because I've jerked off on every square inch of this place."
Pretty classy dude for giving me a heads up.
He wasn't lying. I took a piss and there was a stained looking pile of cum at the bottom of his toilet. It didn't move after a flush, it was perpetually there, cemented jizz. He later told me that he has a difficult time talking with white women and wasn't interested in Asian chicks. Cool dude. I never did help him with his social skills. I should have.
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Sounds cool. How long were you two together?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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jerryb73 said:
I like the "Vietnamese kinda Chinese" lol

That shits racist..
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He may have meant "ethnic Chinese". Centuries ago some Chinese settled in VN, and for all intents and purposes became vietnamese. Problem was they were the merchant class (had more money/wealth) so there was always bias against them locally and the Chinese Chinese didn't consider them Chinese anymore.
 
buzzardbreath

buzzardbreath

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Singlemalt said:
He may have meant "ethnic Chinese". Centuries ago some Chinese settled in VN, and for all intents and purposes became vietnamese. Problem was they were the merchant class (had more money/wealth) so there was always bias against them locally and the Chinese Chinese didn't consider them Chinese anymore.
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Yep, SM nailed it. That's what I meant. :roll:
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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buzzardbreath said:
In college I went to a Vietnamese dudes (kinda Chinese) apartment to study O-Chem. There was no where to sit except his bed and a little worship stool. I naturally went to sit on the edge of his bed.
He said, "Don't do it."
"Why?" I st
"Because I've jerked off on every square inch of this place."
Pretty classy dude for giving me a heads up.
He wasn't lying. I took a piss and there was a stained looking pile of cum at the bottom of his toilet. It didn't move after a flush, it was perpetually there, cemented jizz. He later told me that he has a difficult time talking with white women and wasn't interested in Asian chicks. Cool dude. I never did help him with his social skills. I should have.
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Reminds me of the time I was visiting a buddy at his college. He wasnt Chinese if that's what your wondering. The similarity to being Chinese though was his affinity for pounding on his cock piece, and he proceeded to stand up on his bed and grab a Snapple bottle from on top of his bureau thing. He was explaining how he'd been blowing his loads in it for like 3 months or something and was trying to unscrew the top of it. He stumbled while doing this and getting down from his bed at the same time, and dumped the entire bottle of half people on himself. I was laughing because it was so fucking ridiculous but I was turned on of course as well.
 
buzzardbreath

buzzardbreath

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curious2garden said:
Yup, in a world where referring to a group of people as monsters is a compliment I am positive you are correct.
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Monsters scare me, especially if my closet door is slightly opened at night. I leave my front door unlocked though. I invite all aliens in, both nasty and polite.
 
buzzardbreath

buzzardbreath

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bu$hleaguer said:
Reminds me of the time I was visiting a buddy at his college. He wasnt Chinese if that's what your wondering. The similarity to being Chinese though was his affinity for pounding on his cock piece, and he proceeded to stand up on his bed and grab a Snapple bottle from on top of his bureau thing. He was explaining how he'd been blowing his loads in it for like 3 months or something and was trying to unscrew the top of it. He stumbled while doing this and getting down from his bed at the same time, and dumped the entire bottle of half people on himself. I was laughing because it was so fucking ridiculous but I was turned on of course as well.
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Nicely done. I wonder what he was saving it for. I guess there is a coolness factor of having a jar of cold spunk. Probably turned the ladies on when they learned it wasn't flan.
 
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