Been farting a lot lately...

[Metasynth]

Bit unnerving.











But i'm okay with it.

 

[tyler.durden]

Me too. I've been eating a lot of meat and taking a lot of fiber on top of it at night. My farts have been hot, long, and quite pungent. They really don't even smell like mine, it's almost like having a nasty room mate. I'm also okay with it...

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[lokie]

 

[buzzardbreath]

 

[dstroy]

 

[PetFlora]

2 things ill solve it

1. Pet Flora is a soil-based probiotic. 1-2 caps will quickly dispatch farts

2. Digestive Enzymes, very helpful if eating a lot of meat at any given meal

 

[curious2garden]

Actually dropping carbs will rid you of flatulence.

 

[Diabolical666]

Maybe you and cheese are no longer pals Meta.I have that issue as of a cpl years ago. Dont stop me tho..I love cheese so much Id have babies with it

 

[curious2garden]

Maybe you and cheese are no longer pals Meta.I have that issue as of a cpl years ago. Dont stop me tho..I love cheese so much Id have babies with it

LOL enzymes come, enzymes go

 

[haight]

Ice cream, mushrooms, and beans do it for me

 

[jerryb73]

Actually dropping carbs will rid you of flatulence.

So is the flatulent ,carbs leaving the body?

 

[dlftmyers]

 

[BarnBuster]

seems like you're wasting some talent there, Meta:

Dutch Gas Mask
A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Laughing right now

 

[lokie]

 

[Nugachino]

seems like you're wasting some talent there, Meta:

Dutch Gas Mask
A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.

I've got the mask. I just need the hose.

 

[BarnBuster]

I've got the mask. I just need the hose.

I found plenty of images of fetish masks but, despite my best efforts, could not find one displaying mask connected with tubing running to the "source" as it were

 

[dstroy]

I found plenty of images of fetish masks but, despite my best efforts, could not find one displaying mask connected with tubing running to the "source" as it were

Steve o did it on jackass and then threw up into the helmet

 

[MonkeyGrinder]

If I eat polish sausage and have sour kraut with it I could personally power Bartertown.