TEXAS FLOOD! Hurricane Harvey thread

[SouthCross]

You can't be buried "on" soil, dumbass. You get buried in it.



Shut the fuck up already!

Have you had your house inspected for a slow gas leak?

 

[abalonehx]

God is definitely messin' with Texas.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Have you had your house inspected for a slow gas leak?

Lol no we don't have gas fucker. And for the record, I'll be buried in Texas soil like a normal person.


Maybe with a mesquite or pecan tree planted on my grave. And hopefully someone will use that wood to smoke a fucking brisket with it.

 

[abalonehx]

mm mesquite brisket n pecan pie with a iced Texas tea

 

[SouthCross]

Lol no we don't have gas fucker. And for the record, I'll be buried in Texas soil like a normal person.

Make sure it's a water proof coffin.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Make sure it's a water proof coffin.

Pfffffffffff



At least I won't be left rotting "on" the soil like an idiot

 

[dux]

According to the news, you Texans seem to think your cars can drive thru 5+feet of water?

 

[abalonehx]

got 5' and 5" mixed up...

 

[Gary Goodson]

According to the news, you Texans seem to think your cars can drive thru 5+feet of water?

Bish please... wait, they can't?

 

[SouthCross]

According to the news, you Texans seem to think your cars can drive thru 5+feet of water?

Those are tourists.

 

[abalonehx]

 

[SouthCross]

It says not available

 

[BarnBuster]

Otis snagged his bag of dog food. He knows what up

 

[Krippled]

Trump said it will be fine..Shit Floats

 

[abalonehx]

That seems to be the official policy.

 

[abalonehx]

 

[abalonehx]

God is definitely messin' with Texas.

I thought God was only suppose to send weather disasters to those bastards that asked for it.
Sinful New Orleans, Liberal East Coast, Those California nuts and fruits with an earthquake....
Ah shit, not politics section I know.

 

[Krippled]

Here's Hillary grabbing her pen to donate money for the Hurricane Relief....

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The living room fishing is good.

He can mount it beside the one on the wall.

 

[ttystikk]

Compassion i have but these people should always have an exit plan... It is the Gulf of Mexico, Hurricanes are part of life for them, be prepared.

Then you keep it well hidden. Try harder.

If you spend your whole life worried about the unprecedented you'll never get anything done.