I met the strangest girl

[Bookworm]

anyway, I met this one girl, and we've hung out and smoked some together a few times. she was over at my dorm, and we were hangin out and she seemed pretty into me (she was like halfway onto my lap) so it was a wednesday night so we went out to some parties.

So we get to a party, and get our drinks and she asks me to dance.
all is going well.

anyway, I try to take a drink while dancing and I spilled a little jungle juice on her. But she tries the same thing a minute later and spills on herself.

But anyway, as the night progressed, the more she drank, the less interested in me she became. Totally threw me for a loop.

anyway, she has 2 of my sweatshirts in her room. and now i have no idea if it'll be all awkward between us now or what. I'm supposed to teach her how to do laundry and she was planning on moving her ps2 into my room and stuff, but now I'm a little confused.

 

[berbonber]

and whats the problem?

 

[Biggravy22]

Any woman you have to teach how to do laundry is automaticall cut off.

 

[NewGrowth]

Any woman you have to teach how to do laundry is automaticall cut off.

Yeah I learned that lesson LOL. Just chill bro, let her come to you chasing her ass will never work for ya. Do a couple breathing exercises with your bubbler.

 

[BongJuice]

College is supposed to be the time of laughter, learning, and getting laid.
Don't get serious....Just fuck her a few times.
Then tell her you just wanna be friends. If she gives you any shit,
Just tell her that you don't have time for a relationship.
But if she feels like fucking, tell her to give you a call.

You don't wanna be stuck in some relationship anyway's at your age.
Damn if I was 21 again, I would have a different girl everynight.

 

[Kludge]

Remember, "Fucked in the head, great in bed."

 

[berbonber]

from my experience its more like 'fucked in the head, hole like a bear cave'

 

[Tdblu09]

Any woman you have to teach how to do laundry is automaticall cut off.

HAHAHA!!! LMFAO!!!!! good point!

 

[mahlye]

I'm dating a girl during college and it's working out fine. college is what you make it, it isn't supposed to be anything.

as for the girl, alcohol does weird thing's to women. they become obnoxious whores where as a man would become cool and funny. getting your sweatshirts back is your top priority - then worry about using her for sex.

 

[BreatheSmoke]

You didn't specify exactly what the problem is .... Do you want to pursue, like a relationship with her? ... If you have her number or you see her just talk to her... If she was into you before having a good amount of drinks in her then it's likely that she has a thing for you sober too... But who knows ... It is a little confusing the fact that she appeared less interested as the night went on... She has your sweatshirts, so you have an excuse to talk to her.. . You'll know where you stand when you see her again...

 

[BongJuice]

college is what you make it, it isn't supposed to be anything.

I was speaking in optimisticly. When I said college is supposed
to be full of laughter, learning, and getting laid.
But if it is'nt supposed to be anything (Like you said) then you could
probably relate to:

Being stressed out continuosly
Masterbating constantly
Studying night-n-day
Always tired
Always broke

 

[mahlye]

I said college was what you made it - if you made it what you made it, which is the same for me minus a different girl all of the time, then that's what college is. other students study day and night and well, masturbate? supposedly.

 

[Bookworm]

thanks for all the input!

i basically just wanted to say something about it cause it's weird.

 

[Seamaiden]

as for the girl, alcohol does weird thing's to women. they become obnoxious whores where as a man would become cool and funny. getting your sweatshirts back is your top priority - then worry about using her for sex.

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding. Why didn't someone tell my first husband that whenever he was drunk (which was anytime after noon) that he was supposed to be "cool and funny", especially when he would hit? Oh, wait, maybe cuz that's bullshit.

More misogyny.

 

[Bookworm]

More misogyny.

misogyny is fun!

it's as american as the game battleship!

 

[NewGrowth]

misogyny is fun!

it's as american as the game battleship!

nice one!

 

[Seamaiden]

Oo.. what was I watching the other night..? Oh yeah! Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. The two twins, playing Battleshit in the bathroom, remember that scene? Fucking priceless.

Where on earth did you find that?

 

[mahlye]

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding. Why didn't someone tell my first husband that whenever he was drunk (which was anytime after noon) that he was supposed to be "cool and funny", especially when he would hit? Oh, wait, maybe cuz that's bullshit.

More misogyny.

I was kidding.

 

[Bookworm]

i stumbled onto it.

stumbleupon.com words cannot describe the awesome.