Medical WEED: A Friend in NEED

[Dr. Tokenstein]

High there,

I'm living in NorCal and looking into a MMJ card. I've read a little about the process and it sounds simple enough. I was considering going through MediCann, but wondering if I would be eligible if my diagnoses include depression, anxiety and bipolar disorder. I've been on a slew of meds for over ten years, and finally decided in March that I'd had enough of BigPharma's bullshit.
Any and all advice or other recommendations would be fanfuckintastic!

Thanks!

 

[crazedtimmy]

Medicann is good but to get a sure recommendation and card there is a doc out in the bay i think i forgot his name but pm me and ill look for it if you want. Pretty much walk in get card no problems and walk out!

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

What if you live in the tight-ass east coast like me? Do you hafta be a resident of one state or another to get this?

I honestly don't have a medical need, tho, I just like it.

 

[gangjababy]

you have to be a resident, do you plan on flying to cali whenever you need a toke??

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Fuckin figures. Why don't the east coast have that kinda thing? It SUCKS here. And it doesn't swallow.

 

[gangjababy]

it's the fucking bible belt man, I'm with you though, in the SE as well.

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

I HEAR ya. I think I landed in the freakin bible buckle, too. I tried to get a zombie walk around here, and was informed 'we don't entertain demonic activities like that....'

Jeesh.

 

[gangjababy]

what is a zombie walk?

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Oh, it is DA BOMB. You get a bunch of people together to dress like zombies, and act like them (draggin legs and groaning and shit) and they parade down the road, accosting passerbys. One zombie walk had it set up where they pretended to attack a pizza delivery guy, and make him a zombie. I don't have the info now, but I can look it up if ya want.

 

[Der Panzer]

Oh, it is DA BOMB. You get a bunch of people together to dress like zombies, and act like them (draggin legs and groaning and shit) and they parade down the road, accosting passerbys. One zombie walk had it set up where they pretended to attack a pizza delivery guy, and make him a zombie. I don't have the info now, but I can look it up if ya want.

LOL WTF? Whatever floats your boat I guess

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Whatdafuckever.

 

[NASTYRUDEDOGG]

Oh, it is DA BOMB. You get a bunch of people together to dress like zombies, and act like them (draggin legs and groaning and shit) and they parade down the road, accosting passerbys. One zombie walk had it set up where they pretended to attack a pizza delivery guy, and make him a zombie. I don't have the info now, but I can look it up if ya want.

Oh shit that would be soooo bad ass if I had just smoked a and walked around the corner and BAM!!, there are 50 zombies coming at ya. I would have though that I had just smoked the best weed in the world! LOL!

 

[NASTYRUDEDOGG]

High there,

I'm living in NorCal and looking into a MMJ card. I've read a little about the process and it sounds simple enough. I was considering going through MediCann, but wondering if I would be eligible if my diagnoses include depression, anxiety and bipolar disorder. I've been on a slew of meds for over ten years, and finally decided in March that I'd had enough of BigPharma's bullshit.
Any and all advice or other recommendations would be fanfuckintastic!

Thanks!

Sorry I forgot to answer your question, I seen that zombie thing.LOL. Yes you can get a MMJ card for any of all 3 of your problems, looks like you suffer from a triple whammy. Just be sure to bring documentation of your diagnosis from another doctor and any prescriptions that have been prescribed to you. I wish you the best of luck.

 

[Dr. Tokenstein]

Sorry I forgot to answer your question, I seen that zombie thing.LOL. Yes you can get a MMJ card for any of all 3 of your problems, looks like you suffer from a triple whammy. Just be sure to bring documentation of your diagnosis from another doctor and any prescriptions that have been prescribed to you. I wish you the best of luck.

Yeah, thanks man. That zombie walk deal was quite the non-sequitur, and DAMN... I was just thinkin' like, what if you were like, tokin' up in your car and you looked out the window to a gaggle of zombies trooping down the street . . . . . . . ohh man.
Anyways, so I've heard you can take a prescription bottle in but it has to be current. Do you have any doc recommendations?

 

[NASTYRUDEDOGG]

Yeah, thanks man. That zombie walk deal was quite the non-sequitur, and DAMN... I was just thinkin' like, what if you were like, tokin' up in your car and you looked out the window to a gaggle of zombies trooping down the street . . . . . . . ohh man.
Anyways, so I've heard you can take a prescription bottle in but it has to be current. Do you have any doc recommendations?

Yeah the guy said that one time a pizza guy was in on it like he had turned into a zomie, oh shit, man if I seen that I would really be trippin' hard.LOL. Yes it has to be a current prescription so that the MMJ would replace it, as for recommendations, I don't know where you live.

 

[Dr. Tokenstein]

I'm up in Sacto.