I'm sorry for all the sexy harassment

[Singlemalt]

He didn't mean it in a Roy Moore way

 

[Karah]

Errr. Um. Yea.

Tis the facts of life.

Well, yeah obviously. Except....if there’s an option to masturbate if you’re locked up, then that’s the answer. Jerk off while you poop. Two things at once, twice as nice.

 

[whitebb2727]

Well, yeah obviously. Except....if there’s an option to masturbate if you’re locked up, then that’s the answer. Jerk off while you poop. Two things at once, twice as nice.

A lot of times the toilet is not private in jail.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Well, yeah obviously. Except....if there’s an option to masturbate if you’re locked up, then that’s the answer. Jerk off while you poop. Two things at once, twice as nice.

Oh, man.

I couldn't tell if I was coming or going.

 

[whitebb2727]

He didn't mean it in a Roy Moore way

Definitely not a Roy Moore way. Take that mofo out back and put one in his head.

 

[Karah]

A lot of times the toilet is not private in jail.

That sucks man. The ladies toilet always has a wall that separates the rooms.

 

[Singlemalt]

That sucks man. The ladies toilet always has a wall that separates the rooms.

Even in jail?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Even in jail?

Not in those women's jail house porn movies.

 

[whitebb2727]

That sucks man. The ladies toilet always has a wall that separates the rooms.

Its all good. The military and jail have similar shower and toilet arrangements. I got used to pooping in front of people a long time ago.

 

[tyler.durden]

He didn't mean it in a Roy Moore way

When I was 11 I won a citywide talent show playing violin, and I got to play for the cast of Facts of Life at the airport. Nancy McKeon (Jo) kissed me on the cheek, I didn't wash it for days. I still masturbate to the memory of that kiss, it was that good...

 

[Karah]

Even in jail?

Yeah, any jail I’ve been to has always had a wall or half wall right in front of the toilet.

Special privileges I guess

 

[tyler.durden]

Its all good. The military and jail have similar shower and toilet arrangements. I got used to pooping in front of people a long time ago.

Me, too. And I've never been to prison or the military...

 

[Singlemalt]

Yeah, any jail I’ve been to has always had a wall or half wall right in front of the toilet.

Special privileges I guess

God damned sexism!

 

[whitebb2727]

Me, too. And I've never been to prison or the military...

It comes natural to some people.

 

[abalonehx]

When I was 11 I won a citywide talent show playing violin, and I got to play for the cast of Facts of Life at the airport. Nancy McKeon (Jo) kissed me on the cheek, I didn't wash it for days. I still masturbate to the memory of that kiss, it was that good...

I woulda moved on Blair like a bitch. No tictacs. r.i.t.p.

 

[tyler.durden]

It comes natural to some people.

Well, I was a dad. We all know you can't close the bathroom door for the first few years or so. I never broke the habit, much to the dismay of friends and family...

 

[tyler.durden]

I woulda moved on Blair like a bitch. No tictacs. r.i.t.p.

She was actually a dude, I used the men's room with her. Huge penis...

 

[abalonehx]

 

[whitebb2727]

Well I was a dad. We all know you can't close the bathroom door for the first few years or so. I never broke the habit, much to the dismay of friends and family...

Lol. I completely understand.

I have younguns. I hardly get to poop in peace.

 

[Blue Wizard]

She was actually a dude, I used the men's room with her. Huge penis...

Nice.