Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
LOL
Damn, Pro status..any jail I’ve been to
Everybody does dumb shit. I always got caught.Damn, Pro status..
Lmao.. that sounds rough. Leaky dicks are awsome in pornos though. Seen one where some little dick guy was leaking like crazy. It made that blowie look amazing.You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.
Starts to attract unwanted attention.
Yea. Jail can get to you several ways. I loved and hated the letters my wife would send me. Smelled like her and her perfume. I remember opening them and making me smile and sick at my stomach at the same time.Lmao.. that sounds rough. Leaky dicks are awsome in pornos though. Seen one where some little dick guy was leaking like crazy. It made that blowie look amazing.
Please quit doing that stuff.Everybody does dumb shit. I always got caught.
Dust your feet off, try again
I’m smart nowPlease quit doing that stuff.
What kind?How smart?
Would you like some candy?
She was actually a dude, I used the men's room with her. Huge penis...
How smart?
Would you like some candy?
Rock candy.What kind?
Banana flavored.What kind?
Literally nobody here likes you. Go away.Banana flavored.
penis flavoredLiterally nobody here likes you. Go away.
Mmmmmmmmpenis flavored