The Irish Growers Thread!

theslipperbandit

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Aww man those body scans are a joke, it had two marks on me n id nothing on me so id say itd be easy enough to fool.
How did u get it passed?
America still has the worse customs,cunts scan ur eyes n all,im amazed they dont ask for sperm samples aswell
 

Naes

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Do ya know the front of your boxers has two bits of fabric.
I cut a little hole in the inside one and put 3g of hash in a little bag and put it down there.

I wasn't expecting to see those scanners and for the first time in a long time i was genuinely bricking it :eyesmoke:
 

Naes

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The scanner picked up something by my elbow so they patted around there and told me jog on :bigjoint:


I thought I was gonner man. The wife didn' even know !!!
 

kit10

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Yeah sneaking stuff back is a headfuck, I've done it twice but wouldn't do it again.

So how was it popping your Amsterdam cherry @Naes , did you leave the red light district redder than you found it? :hump::bigjoint:

I got some very unexpected tax back from the revenue last week, I swear lads if you saw me I was like a kid on xmas day. One major pain in the hole about being a stay at home mammy is y'don't get paid, and I really really miss my monthly payslip!!!! So my account nearly collapsed into itself seeing the few bob go in, lol. Of course half of it is already spent on xmas crap but the other half is mine - and I'm going light shopping :fire:
 
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kit10

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Don't go generalizing all us wimmin just coz you don't know what to buy for yours!

And I too am a stay at home stoner. :joint:
 

Naes

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Yeah sneaking stuff back is a headfuck, I've done it twice but wouldn't do it again.

So how was it popping your Amsterdam cherry @Naes , did you leave the red light district redder than you found it? :hump::bigjoint:

I got some very unexpected tax back from the revenue last week, I swear lads if you saw me I was like a kid on xmas day. One major pain in the hole about being a stay at home mammy is y'don't get paid, and I really really miss my monthly payslip!!!! So my account nearly collapsed into itself seeing the few bob go in, lol. Of course half of it is already spent on xmas crap but the other half is mine - and I'm going light shopping :fire:
Crazy city it has to be said.
Did the touristy stuff. Sex Museum. Anne Frank house. Bansky art Etc.
Then I brought the wife for a smoke. She doesn't smoke so she was fairly baked after a sativa :eyesmoke:
I necked a box of truffles and we smoked and drank non stop.

Stayed around the red light district an hour or two. To be honest I wouldn't be into it all that much. So strange seeing these stunning women offer up their services to not so stunning men :mrgreen:
I'd love to go back in the summer when its warm.

Fantastic city overall. Tram service is everything a stoner needs.
 

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kit10

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Yeah it's an eye-opener of a city alright! The mister and I went to the sex show last time we were there. Quite possibly the least erotic thing I've ever seen.

Your poor missus :lol: Is she not a fan of the edibles?
 
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Naes

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Yeah it's an eye-opener of a city alright! The mister and I went to the sex show last time we were there. Quite possibly the least erotic thing I've ever seen.

Your poor missus :lol: Is she not a fan of the edibles?
Nah. She doesn't like being stoned. She did before I met her. But gave up after kids.
She might have the old dib dab once a year but that's it.

Can ya imagine she has never smoked what I I've grown. Ever o_O

Saw posters for those shows alright but to be honest I was trippin balls and trying not to swim with the swans in the canal !


@ThatSpudGuy @budsahoi is your expert.
 

kit10

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I'm more shocked that she gave up after kids!! :shock: I definitely smoke more now that I'm a parent, I think everyone should be sent home from the hospital with a big baggie.

My other half didn't smoke at all when we met, and for a good while after I started growing. Then I got him ruined on rainbow cake in Amsterdam and the rest is history.... :bigjoint:

How are those gorillas looking? Mine have quite literally gotten lost in the post. Ha!
 

ae86 grower

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evening all, hows the gardening?

@Spud... rizzla, available everywhere hahahahaha, never had a vape myself, might give them a try tho, buds nearly had me going awhile ago when he was going cinema and vapeing, instead of my way.. horse 2 joints into you and go in looking stoned and smelling like indonesia as dre would say....

do portasol make a vape??? i pass there factory in the mornigns nearly swear they have a new one, they normally make soildering kits and plastic welders....
 

budsahoi

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There is only one true vape pen for herb and that is the grasshopper. Expensive unreliable but super stealthy and very economical good hitter too. Do not be fooled by adds claiming about herb pens. Most of these combust.
Vapcap are cigarette size but you need a lighter.
Keep away from the iolite they are very outdated.
 

ae86 grower

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There is only one true vape pen for herb and that is the grasshopper. Expensive unreliable but super stealthy and very economical good hitter too. Do not be fooled by adds claiming about herb pens. Most of these combust.
Vapcap are cigarette size but you need a lighter.
Keep away from the iolite they are very outdated.

when it comes to these things buds i`d take your advice mate, i know f*** all about them... what you smoking these days ... you growing or still going through the last one? flicked back to nearly a year ago and see you had a nice haul in the dry room...
 
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