shipping weed

playallnite

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Happy Holidays, just wondering if it's safe to ship weed thru the mail or UPS, etc. If you've done it before what are the best packing methods? TIA
 

Antisocial Extrovert

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I would use a private contracted courier. I used to work for one with my ex father in law way back when. They get paid by the trip with no incentive to get nosey.
 

Spoofer

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Keep the package small,(under 10) lbs. Scent free (put it in a plastic water bottle etc.) And wrap it good. But not crazy good. i.e. a whole roll of tape etc. I would use a fed ex drop box or ups.
 

Downtowntillman

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I work with UPS and I can tell you one thing, if you contain the smell you will be just fine. High volume X's like Christmas is your easiest time to slip something through. There is too much going on to pay attention to each package.

If you could somehow put a cellophane wrapper around it. Find a package that has a popular name on it such as Wal-Mart or such. Repackage it with your goods in it and send it off.
 

taint

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Usps has to get a federal warrant to open any mail,guaranteeing a case if it is found.
Ups and FedEx being private companies just open and look if there are issues,still usually results incharges.......be smart.
 

Downtowntillman

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Actually if there is any suspicion then they get the k-9 to sniff and then they have probable cause. I would hope when shipping yours, you would not have it right in the open of the box.
 

HydoDan

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I have vacuum packed weed and shipped it usps priority for years..
Never had a problem.. Just shipped my daughters a quarter lb a piece for Xmas..
They don't have enough drug dogs to waste them on Domestic mail..
 

Tstat

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Usps has to get a federal warrant to open any mail,guaranteeing a case if it is found.
Ups and FedEx being private companies just open and look if there are issues,still usually results incharges.......be smart.
This. I (would) use USPS for this reason alone.
 

jonsnow399

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I like to use Carol. She will place your package (up to 25 lbs) up her ass, and generally will get close to the address you give her, all for a big chunk of meth. The receiver may have to remind her it's up there, she can be quite forgetful. Good luck...


Dude, you said you were gonna let your Mom retire after the last trip!:cry:
 

jonsnow399

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I did. That's why I got your mom, Carol, as a replacement. She ain't much to look at, but with no teeth the head is amazing. I'm surprised to hear from you, she insists you died at birth...
Carol always lied to you son, she's your Mom and I don't understand why she would commit incest with you. I guess its the drugs.
 

jonsnow399

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So weak as per usual, mainy. You really aren't good at anything...
thats not what she said.
On a more serious note and on topic, If you have a food sealer put the weed in a bag, seal it, spray it with Ozium and the inside of another bag and seal the bag inside that bag. No way the puppies can smell that.
 

HydoDan

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I forgot to mention that I throw a few coffee beans in the priority box.. They smell good, cover any odor and rattle around.. just some insurance...
 

charface

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I would hide it in a corpes I stole and
fed ex it.
2 reasons
A fed X guy said they are the biggest drug shipper in the business for a reason..
And 2 they probably won't look in the corpse.
You get less time for stealing and shipping a corpes
 
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