Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Singlemalt]

They don't tell you who the informant is unless you file and win a motion. You would have had to go to trial no-one was trying to do the next ten years in prison. The dope game is dirty as Fuck. I have it narrowed down to who did the buy on me

Express!! You aren't dead. So how come you aren't in prison?

 

[ANC]

Ever wondered who owned all the big brands?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Even had a viewing of the body, small penis like everyone thought

 

[Singlemalt]

Ever wondered who owned all the big brands?

Who owns Dr. Pepper?

 

[mr sunshine]

Lol... Your still a piece of CHIt huh

I thought you got blasted in the little dick, I told everyone you died.



Sorry about that or whatnot.

 

[evergreengardener]

Who owns Dr. Pepper?

Dr. pepper owns dr. pepper and snapple

they use pepsi and coke bottlers though

 

[Singlemalt]

Dr. pepper owns dr. pepper and snapple

they use pepsi and coke bottlers though

Ahh. Good at least some things from my youth are consistent

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I lurves Christmas.

Now if only I could find that damn vape pen charger. A lot of shit is still in boxes from remodeling last summer. I really need to move up to the major leagues and splurge for a dab rig.

 

[evergreengardener]

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I lurves Christmas.

Now if only I could find that damn vape pen charger. A lot of shit is still in boxes from remodeling last summer. I really need to move up to the major leagues and splurge for a dab rig.

look into nectar collectors I got rid of my rig about a month after getting one because i never used it

 

[kingtitan]

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I lurves Christmas.

Now if only I could find that damn vape pen charger. A lot of shit is still in boxes from remodeling last summer. I really need to move up to the major leagues and splurge for a dab rig.

My friend bought one for about 100 bucks on ebay for a ENAIL, works great so I found it on DHgate direct from china for less than half of that but minimum quantity was 2, took 7 days longer but I sold the extra one and mine ended up free lol.

 

[lokie]

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I lurves Christmas.

Now if only I could find that damn vape pen charger. A lot of shit is still in boxes from remodeling last summer. I really need to move up to the major leagues and splurge for a dab rig.

^^^
Is this a disclaimer?
If you don't like it you get to keep it for no extra charge?

 

[cannabineer]

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I lurves Christmas.

Now if only I could find that damn vape pen charger. A lot of shit is still in boxes from remodeling last summer. I really need to move up to the major leagues and splurge for a dab rig.

Concentrates are pretty much all I smoke and I use a dead ordinary pipe. I dish 2 or 3 screens into wok shapes. The bottom screen (or 2 for a fat hit) get the oil or other concentrate, and the top screen diffuses the heat from a butane torch lighter. Quick, clean, cheap, convenient. Never owned a dab rig and I doubt I will.

 

[cannabineer]

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^^^
Is this a disclaimer?
If you don't like it you get to keep it for no extra charge?

I doubt there is any sort of warranty, and the label is a hint at that

 

[evergreengardener]

Concentrates are pretty much all I smoke and I use a dead ordinary pipe. I dish 2 or 3 screens into wok shapes. The bottom screen (or 2 for a fat hit) get the oil or other concentrate, and the top screen diffuses the heat from a butane torch lighter. Quick, clean, cheap, convenient. Never owned a dab rig and I doubt I will.

i bought a knock off nectar collector from the headshop around here for like $30 I like it more than any other way ive smoked concentrates

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Concentrates are pretty much all I smoke and I use a dead ordinary pipe. I dish 2 or 3 screens into wok shapes. The bottom screen (or 2 for a fat hit) get the oil or other concentrate, and the top screen diffuses the heat from a butane torch lighter. Quick, clean, cheap, convenient. Never owned a dab rig and I doubt I will.

I remember having a pyrex pipe with 4 or 5 stainless screens and a small torch about 35 yrs. ago. Back in the free base days, before I ever heard the term 'crack'.

Wish I still had it to try it for this.

 

[charface]

 

[Singlemalt]

Oops, Express died again RIP

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Get your check book out dude. Couldn't make the bend, front end crunched up and in culvert, bad time for front wheel drive.
So I walk out, he insists on spinning his wheels. Not exactly sober. A line of traffic formed, watching those wheels spin in awe.
Then came the authorities.

Fire truck makes the driveway look nice.

Cop car, 2 fire trucks, ambulance and tow truck.

The DUI money will cover them.

Car not as fucked up as the driver.

DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!

It will ruin your day and block my driveway.
This is a public service announcement from tangerinegreen.
That is all.

 

[Singlemalt]

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Get your check book out dude. Couldn't make the bend, front end crunched up and in culvert, bad time for front wheel drive.
So I walk out, he insists on spinning his wheels. Not exactly sober. A line of traffic formed, watching those wheels spin in awe.
Then came the authorities.
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Fire truck makes the driveway look nice.

Cop car, 2 fire trucks, ambulance and tow truck.

The DUI money will cover them.
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Car not as fucked up as the driver.

DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!

It will ruin your day and block my driveway.
This is a public service announcement from tangerinegreen.
That is all.