Bob Zmuda
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His penis. So so tiny.
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Singlemalt
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Don't fuck with the Sicilians
Singlemalt
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or the Calabrese
tangerinegreen555
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tangerinegreen555
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That drunk guy sheared off our street sign last night.
I'm sure they'll tack it on to his hefty bill.
And it's one of those old fashion thick poles. No wonder his plastic bumper was ripped.
I'll fix it if they pay me.
C'mon tell the truth you're so addicted to fixing shit you'd fix it for the OCD of it.
tangerinegreen555
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I do actually walk out there and think I could have this up in an hour.
OK, I'm walking away now.
OMG can you imagine how confused the guys from the city/county sent out to the do the repair would be? Like WTF and tape a christmas card to it from Santa's elves to the repair crew. Actually I might even do that.
lokie
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Away from the compulsion to fix it? OR away from the computer to go fix it?
tangerinegreen555
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I'm going to go pick up the few leaves that blew into the driveway and think about it.
Probably
Pics of the sign when it's back up
Bet it takes you more than an hour.
tangerinegreen555
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I'm under orders of the Queen to not get involved in anything today.Probably
Pics of the sign when it's back up
damn it!
dux
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I love my nectar collector(cheap knock off) simple,clean, fast and no waste. The cheap collectors definitely are cheap and always crack apart.someday ill splurge on a real Nectar collector ..
WeedFreak78
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That works? You don't get a metallic taste from the screen?
ANC
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Los Angeles — Authorities say a gift-wrapped box of horse manure addressed to US Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin was found near his home in Los Angeles.
The package was found on Saturday night in the tony Bel Air neighbourhood after it was dropped off at a neighbour's house.
The Los Angeles Police Department's bomb squad was called to the home and officers opened the box, finding a pile of horse manure inside.
Police said the package had been gift wrapped and was marked as being from "the American people".
Police said the Secret Service was taking over the investigation.
Representatives for the Secret Service and Treasury Department did not immediately respond to requests for comment on Sunday.
John Oliver Impersonator, Steve Mnuchin.
The package was found on Saturday night in the tony Bel Air neighbourhood after it was dropped off at a neighbour's house.
The Los Angeles Police Department's bomb squad was called to the home and officers opened the box, finding a pile of horse manure inside.
Police said the package had been gift wrapped and was marked as being from "the American people".
Police said the Secret Service was taking over the investigation.
Representatives for the Secret Service and Treasury Department did not immediately respond to requests for comment on Sunday.
John Oliver Impersonator, Steve Mnuchin.
WeedFreak78
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About 20 yrs ago, we were woke up late one snowy night with a car stuck in our front yard, pointed towards the house. He came out the street across from my neighbor, through his yard and about 150ft up into our yard, about 50 ft from the house. The driver was black out drunk, backing up, them gunning it forward, thinking they were still on the road. He didn't even acknowledge me or my mother yelling at him and banging on the window. I had to stab the tires to stop him. The cops ended up smashing out the window and dragging the guy out. We had a shitty gravel driveway that was melting, but icy, and the tow truck ended up getting stuck trying to drag his car out and they needed a bigger truck to get that out. So my father ended up suing the guy for property damage and had the driveway redone. So it was kinda a win.
WeedFreak78
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That's garage art. The town's just gonna put up a new one.