Just got back from a job interview.

[Daveindiego]

They offered me the job on the spot and started to send me for the piss test.

I looked at them, and said, that’s going to be a problem right now.

They said thanks for being straight with them, and to go do what I have to do to pass it. I told them I should be ready by Wednesday next week.

Weirdest and most surreal job interview ever.





Anyone else use the Urinator? Called for another sample yesterday. The lady that works for them is the worst human being ever.

Last time I used it, the doctor made me do exercises in my underwear.

 

[blake9999]

Could try that Green Gone advertised on here.
https://greengonedetox.com/

 

[curious2garden]

Congratulations on the job offer.

 

[ANC]

 

[Daveindiego]

Congratulations on the job offer.

Thanks. Again, totally surreal to be able to be straight with the people, and have them be understanding and accommodating. I even had the chance to say "WTF, its legal today", and them both telling me that they look forward to being able to smoke themselves.

 

[farmerfischer]

They offered me the job on the spot and started to send me for the piss test.

I looked at them, and said, that’s going to be a problem right now.

They said thanks for being straight with them, and to go do what I have to do to pass it. I told them I should be ready by Wednesday next week.

Weirdest and most surreal job interview ever.





Anyone else use the Urinator? Called for another sample yesterday. The lady that works for them is the worst human being ever.

Last time I used it, the doctor made me do exercises in my underwear.

does the doc have FAT FINGERS?..

exercising in your undies .. mmm hmmm . sure! lol.

 

[Daveindiego]

Interesting. I'm sure that my urine would take about 6 weeks to clear up.

I'd never give them my urine.

 

[Daveindiego]

does the doc have FAT FINGERS?..

exercising in your undies .. mmm hmmm . sure! lol.

Wha?

Nah, I'm serious, the doc doing the physical made me run my hands down my legs, and bend over, and all this weird ass shit. For a 1/4 of a second, I almost just walked out.

 

[srh88]

They offered me the job on the spot and started to send me for the piss test.

I looked at them, and said, that’s going to be a problem right now.

They said thanks for being straight with them, and to go do what I have to do to pass it. I told them I should be ready by Wednesday next week.

Weirdest and most surreal job interview ever.





Anyone else use the Urinator? Called for another sample yesterday. The lady that works for them is the worst human being ever.

Last time I used it, the doctor made me do exercises in my underwear.

I don't think that the doctor was worried the drug test lol

 

[Daveindiego]

I don't think that the doctor was worried the drug test lol

Thats all the doctor is paid to do.

They are smartening up, and know that people use the Urinator, Whizzinator, etc. along with trying to crotch a condom of urine.

 

[srh88]

Thats all the doctor is paid to do.

They are smartening up, and know that people use the Urinator, Whizzinator, etc. along with trying to crotch a condom of urine.

They still can't make you jiggle in your underwear man.

 

[Daveindiego]

They still can't make you jiggle in your underwear man.

They can make you move to try to determine if you're hiding something.

 

[Daveindiego]

Now I'm getting myself all psyched out. lulz.

 

[TacoMac]

Interesting. I'm sure that my urine would take about 6 weeks to clear up.

I'd never give them my urine.

Run down to the drug store and buy a simple urine test. They cost about 5 dollars and they're essentially the same exact test they're going to give you. Wait a few weeks and use it. If you test negative, go on in and take the test. You'll be fine.

Here you go. Order up: https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/drugconfirm-instant--drug-test-kit-marijuana/ID=prod6156728-product?ext=gooPLA_-_Personal_Care&ext=gooPLA_-_Personal_Care&pla&adtype=pla&kpid=sku6139794&sst=b5df18d1-1560-4fc0-8b6f-82bf1d66e191&reactjs=true

 

[ANC]

They'd need to pay me in tits to make me stop for weeks.

 

[see4]

 

[doublejj]

Pot smokers can join the Army now.....

 

[farmerfischer]

Wha?

Nah, I'm serious, the doc doing the physical made me run my hands down my legs, and bend over, and all this weird ass shit. For a 1/4 of a second, I almost just walked out.

congrats on the JOB.. ....

the things people will put them selves through to make a little cash...

 

[Daveindiego]

Run down to the drug store and buy a simple urine test. They cost about 5 dollars and they're essentially the same exact test they're going to give you. Wait a few weeks and use it. If you test negative, go on in and take the test. You'll be fine.

Here you go. Order up: https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/drugconfirm-instant--drug-test-kit-marijuana/ID=prod6156728-product?ext=gooPLA_-_Personal_Care&ext=gooPLA_-_Personal_Care&pla&adtype=pla&kpid=sku6139794&sst=b5df18d1-1560-4fc0-8b6f-82bf1d66e191&reactjs=true

Thanks.

 

[doublejj]

Thanks.

IDK about the Marine Corps.....might try the Air Force