Yeah, that is painfully funny, but reminded me of a time, many years ago, when I had to flush a bunch of seedlings because a nosy landlord saw them sitting on my kitchen windowsill and threatened to call the cops.
I moved shortly after that, but not after getting revenge - one night, a few weeks later, I snuck into the laundry room and started up a couple of the washers, tossed in a bag of concrete, then unplugged them and left. But then he was a real asshole about a lot of stuff, even kept my cleaning deposit, so I felt he deserved a little payback, lol.
As for seedlings, I got a brand new batch of my homemade DJ's Shortbread - from a pack of regular seeds I ended up with a really nice monster male which I used to pollenate the best female of the bunch and ended up with over a hundred seeds (just from a couple of smallish lower branches). These have been in my fridge for over a year, but every seed out of the 42 I germinated popped, which blew my mind, lol.
In this pic there are 39 survivors (minus 2 runts and one accidental fatality ;?) they're a few days old and need to be transferred to cups stat.
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