Drug test

qdaddy246

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I just need a quick answer because I’m freaking. I’ve been 7 months clean. I passed a test literally two days ago just to be sure. I vape ( lame I know) and I was cutting the cotton to put into my rta and then I smelled the scissors after I used them. They smell like pure dank. (Turns out my brother used them to grind bud) No residue or anything on them they just smell. I leave for the military in a week. Will vaping the cotton after I cut it affect my test results. I’ve alreadyused it. I just need a quick answer because I’m worried.
 

Chunky Stool

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I just need a quick answer because I’m freaking. I’ve been 7 months clean. I passed a test literally two days ago just to be sure. I vape ( lame I know) and I was cutting the cotton to put into my rta and then I smelled the scissors after I used them. They smell like pure dank. (Turns out my brother used them to grind bud) No residue or anything on them they just smell. I leave for the military in a week. Will vaping the cotton after I cut it affect my test results. I’ve alreadyused it. I just need a quick answer because I’m worried.
You should be fine, but it depends on what they consider to be a "fail".
I ooze THC from my pores, so passing any type of UA would be highly unlikely.
I'm the type of stoner they are looking for, not you. :eyesmoke:
 

qdaddy246

New Member
You should be fine, but it depends on what they consider to be a "fail".
I ooze THC from my pores, so passing any type of UA would be highly unlikely.
I'm the type of stoner they are looking for, not you. :eyesmoke:
It’s a 50/ng ua I’m just worried I’ll fail. I don’t feel like I’ve smoked and it doesn’t smell like it but I just worry that the thx molecules on the scissors got on the cotton and will cause me to fail.
 

Lordhooha

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It’s a 50/ng ua I’m just worried I’ll fail. I don’t feel like I’ve smoked and it doesn’t smell like it but I just worry that the thx molecules on the scissors got on the cotton and will cause me to fail.
You’ll be fine I was a urinalysis coordinator in the military good luck man. What branch?
 

Gquebed

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Best thing to do to be sure is exercise like a mo fo. Get a good sweat on. Everyday till you leave. Better than than flushing...
 

Richard Drysift

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They don't even test all the samples for weed in the US military when they do drug screens. They do a certain percentage of samples to test for thc and a certain percentage of others get tested for cocaine, steroids, & what have u. So even if you got super baked before you ship out you still have a chance of passing. Besides you would have to smoke a half a joint to have enough anagrams in your system for a positive. Just drink some water before your test & you'll be fine.
 

Lordhooha

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They don't even test all the samples for weed in the US military when they do drug screens. They do a certain percentage of samples to test for thc and a certain percentage of others get tested for cocaine, steroids, & what have u. So even if you got super baked before you ship out you still have a chance of passing. Besides you would have to smoke a half a joint to have enough anagrams in your system for a positive. Just drink some water before your test & you'll be fine.
Yep your 100% right they will only test a certain percent of each sealed box. They did start doing full panels minus roids they have to be requested specifically.
 

qdaddy246

New Member
Army is the branch. I’ve taken at home test today and passed. I don’t really have time to sweat anything out beings that I leave on Monday. And will be gone from home until then.
 

Giggsy70

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Just drink a ton of water pre test. Once you are steadily flowing water through you. Eat a couple of daily vitamins. You will piss glowing yellow so they can't say it is diluted. Actually it will be pure vitamin residual.
 

Lordhooha

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Just drink a ton of water pre test. Once you are steadily flowing water through you. Eat a couple of daily vitamins. You will piss glowing yellow so they can't say it is diluted. Actually it will be pure vitamin residual.
When you go to boot camp you don’t have that luxury. They’ll test you prior to leaving for boot camp and once your there. It moves so fast once you hit the ground you don’t have time to drink a shit ton of water.
 

Giggsy70

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When you go to boot camp you don’t have that luxury. They’ll test you prior to leaving for boot camp and once your there. It moves so fast once you hit the ground you don’t have time to drink a shit ton of water.
I went through boot camp a long time ago. Craziness
 

charface

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I popped positive when I arrived at boot camp.
They made me sign another stupid waiver and sent to me a couple scared straight type lectures on how other countries will treat you if you get caught with the dreaded marijuana seed.

There were a few other consequences
Like certain programs were not available to me.

The guys that popped for coke were booted.

Anyway, Im sure you are fine
 

Kingrow1

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I popped positive when I arrived at boot camp.
They made me sign another stupid waiver and sent to me a couple scared straight type lectures on how other countries will treat you if you get caught with the dreaded marijuana seed.

There were a few other consequences
Like certain programs were not available to me.

The guys that popped for coke were booted.

Anyway, Im sure you are fine
Uk army is similar, they not mega fussed on weed before you start basic training but hard drugs get a bad rap :-)
 
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