AMA -fdd2blk

[Olive Drab Green]

Do u no de wae?

 

[Singlemalt]

You're asking too many questions

You're right,

 

[dangledo]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

When are you going to fix that incredibly sad roof?

 

[Singlemalt]

Did Kevin make the table as well? What type of wood?

 

[Gary Goodson]

And how many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

And how many dix can you fit in your mouth at one time?

Pretty sure he’s got an exact figure for you for that one. Prison isn’t kind to rats or bitches. He happens to be both.

 

[fdd2blk]

Why is your dick so small?

Genetics

 

[fdd2blk]

Why did you rat your friends out?

I did not rat anyone out.

 

[fdd2blk]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Two cords if it's pine/fir. 3/4 of a cord if it's oak/walnut.

 

[fdd2blk]

how did it feel knowing your wife and kid had to beg strangers for money?

I do not know such feelings.

 

[charface]

 

[fdd2blk]

Next question: Why are you taking so long to answer my question?

I was on the phone with a reporter.

 

[fdd2blk]

Why the in the fuck would you start this thread?

I'm an adult with a sense of humor.

 

[fdd2blk]

Where the fuck are my keys??? I haven't been able to leave the house all day 'cause I can't find them. Op?

Dirty laundry pile. Pants pocket, maybe?

 

[racerboy71]

Dirty laundry pile. Pants pocket, maybe?

the door..

 

[fdd2blk]

For a project in home Economics class, Kevin is making a tablecloth for a circular table 3 feet in diameter. The finished tablecloth needs to hang down five inches over the edge of the table all the way around. Kevin will fold under and sew down one inch of the material all around the edge. Kevin is going to use a single piece of rectangular fabric that is sixty inches wide. What is the shortest length of fabric, in inches, Kevin could use to make the tablecloth without putting any separate pieces of fabric together?

I built a 40bbl beer tank once. The boss gave me pie.

 

[fdd2blk]

Also, what's love got to do with it?

It's a shoe in.

 

[fdd2blk]

Seriously, why did you rat out your friends?

Seriously, it never happened.

 

[fdd2blk]

Who is Kevin?

Dude from Rodeo drive.