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[Danny19862003]

OMFG you are killing me here hahaha
Thanks for the laughs kid.
Say no to drugs and be cool and stay in school, so you can be a jerk and go to work
Cheers

You seem to laugh at you're own jokes a lot....drugs are for idiots of never abuse my body like that I juat like to feed to people like yourself cheers

 

[blake9999]

I want to see recent pictures of this miracle garden.

 

[Danny19862003]

I want to see recent pictures of this miracle garden.

Have a look through the thread theres a pictures in there and you'll get the end results in 10 weeks time not long guys

 

[charface]

Just to be clear,
Here is my problem with the concept.
Here is a 6x9 with a couple lbs. Give ir take.

Look how jammed up it is.
If I were to add 2/3 more
And remember im in a slightly larger space. Holy shit.

Even using 2 1000w hps
The bottom of those buds aren't as ripe as the top.
Now again you are using less space
And adding like 2/3 more.

Can you at least see why we are struggling.

 

[charface]

Just murdered them this morning

This was a couple days ago.

Trust me if you are pulling off what you say and its quality, Ill start doing whatever you did.

Im adding light movers this round

 

[Johnny Lawrence]

I'm not asking you to believe my story.....everyone has an opinion tho if I a novice can pull 90oz of 12 plants yous all must be shit growers I have no reason whatsoever to lie.....im not expecting this one to be as much but I'll still pull at least 50 if you want ill even weight it all up bag it and send you over a picture just to please you princess

They gave you an out, and you actually chose to double down on stupid.

Wow.

 

[coreywebster]

I'm not asking you to believe my story.....everyone has an opinion tho if I a novice can pull 90oz of 12 plants yous all must be shit growers I have no reason whatsoever to lie.....im not expecting this one to be as much but I'll still pull at least 50 if you want ill even weight it all up bag it and send you over a picture just to please you princess

I think the issue here isn't that your lying. I don't see the point. The issue is your idea of what dry is.
Back in the 90s when I did my first grows we pulled 40oz from a 1000w HPS and NFT set ups, but I didn't know what dry was back then, if I could travel back in time I would kick myself in the balls for selling half dry weed.
You lose 75-80% of the bud weight when its dry, its easy to think its dry when its not.
I also know what the average standard in the UK of dry is and there are probably only two people in my entire town who I know sell proper dried weed. The rest either don't know any better or don't give a fuck because there will always be people to buy it dry or not.

Once your crops done report the wet weight and the dry weight then the truth is there to be seen.

 

[Bugeye]

View attachment 4079715 View attachment 4079715 Just to be clear,
Here is my problem with the concept.
Here is a 6x9 with a couple lbs. Give ir take.

Look how jammed up it is.
If I were to add 2/3 more
And remember im in a slightly larger space. Holy shit.

Even using 2 1000w hps
The bottom of those buds aren't as ripe as the top.
Now again you are using less space
And adding like 2/3 more.

Can you at least see why we are struggling.

I hear the secret is defoliation. Lol

 

[charface]

Honestly you saying you are new I can imagine you weighed all the buds

Not saying you cant do that but when
I weigh I only count well dried, manicured excellent quality buds.
As in someone would want to buy it.
Not that I would sell it mind you.

If its airy or not ripe it goes in the hash pile.

So between not properly drying
And including larf in the final count
That could count as the misunderstanding. Anyway, Ill look back at the finish.

 

[Budzbuddha]

The figures of 90 ounces that you dreamt up in your colon.

My god ... I read that and my drink came out my nose .... Hahaha
( apologies to OP , I couldn't help but laugh at that response)

 

[blake9999]

View attachment 4079715 View attachment 4079715 Just to be clear,
Here is my problem with the concept.
Here is a 6x9 with a couple lbs. Give ir take.

Look how jammed up it is.
If I were to add 2/3 more
And remember im in a slightly larger space. Holy shit.

Even using 2 1000w hps
The bottom of those buds aren't as ripe as the top.
Now again you are using less space
And adding like 2/3 more.

Can you at least see why we are struggling.

Doing Danny's math... you should hit....about....17 pounds?

 

[Danny19862003]

Guys guys guyssss......im back with my tail inbetween my legs and want to apologise sencery I feel like an absolute twat! anyway after getting toasted for all the right reason I done a little research and realised what I was saying was absoloute nonsense!!! I'm so glad none of you know me personally hahah but anyway after realising it was impossible to pull what I said I did off my last I measure the room...actually a lof5 space it was 8ft wide 9ft long and 11ft from top of been obvs sloping down I've attached some pics to this thread.....and juat want to say I'm pretty embarrassed with myself and sorry for not taking in the high levels of knowledge you guys have I've so much to learn! But this is a big step to learning hahha sorry again guys, I'm really not that much of a dick!

 

[Danny19862003]

Guys guys guyssss......im back with my tail inbetween my legs and want to apologise sencery I feel like an absolute twat! anyway after getting toasted for all the right reason I done a little research and realised what I was saying was absoloute nonsense!!! I'm so glad none of you know me personally hahah but anyway after realising it was impossible to pull what I said I did off my last I measure the room...actually a lof5 space it was 8ft wide 9ft long and 11ft from top of been obvs sloping down I've attached some pics to this thread.....and juat want to say I'm pretty embarrassed with myself and sorry for not taking in the high levels of knowledge you guys have I've so much to learn! But this is a big step to learning hahha sorry again guys, I'm really not that much of a dick!

 

[Danny19862003]

.....

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i can forgive and forget, just double check the numbers in the future when they don't seem to make sense

 

[Bugeye]

Guys guys guyssss......im back with my tail inbetween my legs and want to apologise sencery I feel like an absolute twat! anyway after getting toasted for all the right reason I done a little research and realised what I was saying was absoloute nonsense!!! I'm so glad none of you know me personally hahah but anyway after realising it was impossible to pull what I said I did off my last I measure the room...actually a lof5 space it was 8ft wide 9ft long and 11ft from top of been obvs sloping down I've attached some pics to this thread.....and juat want to say I'm pretty embarrassed with myself and sorry for not taking in the high levels of knowledge you guys have I've so much to learn! But this is a big step to learning hahha sorry again guys, I'm really not that much of a dick!

Lol, I figured you were using meters. Focus on quality, that's all that matters. Good luck!

 

[charface]

I just fucked up a few hundred dollars worth of wood, based on my own bad numbers. Lol
I get it.