Unlimited messages from gods or unlimited short dicks

[neosapien]

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

 

[tyler.durden]

I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

 

[MrRoboto]

1. Ask gods how many dicks.

 

[neosapien]

I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

That may be the most 90's video I've ever seen.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

One inch man, lonely soul
Two inch man, two inch man, gimme more
Five steps back, get him back
Three steps up, get him up
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely

 

[Grandpapy]

Can I block? There's more gods then salesmen and some require commission.

 

[Karah]

 

[charface]

Unlimited messages.
I would ask where short dix is?

Probably get lucky once in a while

 

[tyler.durden]

A dozen wieners to the face. That's a great Saturday night...

 

[neosapien]

Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

 

[mr sunshine]

Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

They're also room temperature, look how they bend.

 

[neosapien]

Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

Those dicks are not qualified. They are dicksqualified.

Aww man. I ust puffed down for the first time in 50 days. I am fucking ripped.

 

[abalonehx]

Both deals sound great to me as I am a happy,satisfied Xfinity customer for many years. Just sign me up for autopay.

 

[charface]

By unlimited I hope you don't mean
"unlimited "
Like when verizon says it.

Two weeks from now i dint want my small dix coming in at 2g

 

[Metasynth]

Do the text and multimedia messages from gods include dick pics of said gods?


Yeah, I pick that one...

 

[cannabineer]

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

Well that kills my plan of a derivative play ... selling naked putz

 

[Karah]

Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

you never let me play any of the games

 

[neosapien]

you never let me play any of the games

Knock, knock.

 

[abalonehx]

.....who dare?

 

[Professional Smoker]

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

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