How does it feel you will never get a girl as hot as me

[tyler.durden]

I'll let the suspense build for awhile
.lol..

Once the suspense is sufficiently built, please pm me a copy

 

[Karah]

Once the suspense is sufficiently built, please pm me a copy

Just google dick sundae..

 

[tyler.durden]

Just google dick sundae..

 

[farmerfischer]

Just google dick sundae..

lmao.!

 

[Metasynth]

It’s called a Pom Pom crab, you asshat...



Oh, that was as like 5 pages ago?




Its still a Pom Pom crab

 

[ANC]

 

[see4]

show us your penis..

damnit, im on my laptop again. was going to hand out a "Top Comment" Award for your thoughts.

 

[see4]

Man, this thread went from 0 to what the fuck in none seconds.

OP 100% definitely not a chick, and 100% definitely a sock account.

 

[Huckster79]

To OPs ? It feels fine cuz ur not hot, ur arrogance seeps through and ruins any physical beauty you could have had, besides im well beyond satisfied w my ladies looks, im so turned on by her i only ever think of her when i jack one off. So im good thanks. But i got one real serious question for you:

How much butt would a woodchuck fuck, if a woodchuck could butt fuck?

 

[Possum1]

Man, this thread went from 0 to what the fuck in none seconds.

OP 100% definitely not a chick, and 100% definitely a sock account.

This is why I love RIU. Saw OP, totally walked away figuring troll going nowhere. Come back and all this amazingness has happened. So much fun!

 

[ANC]

only ever think of her when i jack one off

You should go see someone, this is not normal.

 

[RangiSTaxi]

Well the truth is no relationship can last the long run solely based on looks, any relationship based on looks will fail over time eventually .

old people are generally ugly, well at least in my opinion, but there are many old couples doing well and they love each other.

im 38 basically half dead i.e that is im middle age ,single, no kids , I dont want a relationship or kids, each to there own

 

[ANC]

You don't have kids, you only have guardianship over them for a little while.
It is a horror show, but you will love every bit of it.

 

[RangiSTaxi]

You don't have kids, you only have guardianship over them for a little while.
It is a horror show, but you will love every bit of it.

no kids full stop, as in never pollinated a flower

 

[ANC]

Shite, I wish I could pop my cherry at that age....
It's like a whole new world of discovery.

 

[RangiSTaxi]

Shite, I wish I could pop my cherry at that age....
It's like a whole new world of discovery.

one day when you grow up real old.. you can be just like me , in the mean time just stick to the coloring in, just try keep with in the line every now and again.

 

[ANC]

 

[haight]

The cat don't look real happy

 

[dannyboy602]

I'm morbidly curious to see a dolphin masturbating with a fish head. Do you suppose there's a pornhub category for that?

 

[lokie]

I'm morbidly curious to see a dolphin masturbating with a fish head. Do you suppose there's a pornhub category for that?

Dead or alive a hole is a hole.

Spoiler: He ain't sleepn with the fishes.