At first I was like, "What the f*ck is The Hippy doing posting in this thread? Shouldn't he be off bitching about LP weed somewhere?" Then I saw that I accidentally posted in the "Canadian Patients" subforum. Had I known that beforehand I wouldn't have posted just to avoid your incessant whining. Honestly, if you represented Canada I would tell my kids, friends, family, distant family, business associates, pets, the Jehovah's Witnesses that come around once in awhile, etc. to avoid Canada at all costs. It would go something like this:
Me: Now kids, listen, don't ever go to f*cking Canada, okay?
Kids: Why daddy?
Me: Well, because I love you and because there's people there that refer to themselves as "The Hippy" and-
Kids: Why daddy?
Me: Well, probably because they're too stupid to realize that they don't need to use a definite article when they're referring to themselves, now don't interrupt, I'm trying to tell you something important, okay?
Kids: Okay daddy
Me: Anyway, these "The Hippy's" just sit around all day everyday complaining on the internet about shitty LP weed and-
Kids: Why don't they just grow their own weed? And grow it better than the LP's and sell it for the same price or even cheaper than the LP's and have their own nice little niche market so they would have literally nothing to complain about?
Me: Well, probably because they suck at growing weed and even if they could grow decent weed they are too lazy to put in the time to do it anyway and really you don't need that kind of influence on you. Nobody does.
Kids: Ooooh, so we shouldn't go to Canada because the "The Hippy's" there are whiny, stupid and lazy?
Me: That's correct! There you go kids! I knew you'd catch on! You are definitely not the "The Hippy's".
And everybody lived happily ever after except the "The Hippy's"
It's a touching story really, you know, if you think about it.
Please refer to my previous post. In spite of your assumptions and ignorance that machine doesn't make "baldy buds" (jeeze, vocab much?). Check out backyard.farming 's page on IG if you want to see what nice buds you can get from that machine. And the big Greenbroz trimmer can do 50-75 lbs per day.
Hand-trim all you want. If you do this for a living I'll be putting you out of business. Honestly, if you ever come to Maui, hit me up. I'll hook you up with some buds and you will have nothing to complain about