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curious2garden

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Karah

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I drank too much whiskey last night. Ate chicken, which I absolutely hate. Barfed up thee most spiciest puke I’ve ever had. My dude put me to bed. The last drink I remember making, there was half a fifth left. Woke up this morning, the fifth was gone, my dudes still passed out. I’m supposed to be traveling all over my state today, though I’m hungover as fuck and don’t feel like doing anything except smoking my harvest and drinking this cup of coffee with delicious strawberry cheesecake cream.
 
Chunky Stool

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Karah said:
I drank too much whiskey last night. Ate chicken, which I absolutely hate. Barfed up thee most spiciest puke I’ve ever had. My dude put me to bed. The last drink I remember making, there was half a fifth left. Woke up this morning, the fifth was gone, my dudes still passed out. I’m supposed to be traveling all over my state today, though I’m hungover as fuck and don’t feel like doing anything except smoking my harvest and drinking this cup of coffee with delicious strawberry cheesecake cream.
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Bad memories.

I don't miss liquor at all... :roll:
 
curious2garden

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Karah said:
I drank too much whiskey last night. Ate chicken, which I absolutely hate. Barfed up thee most spiciest puke I’ve ever had. My dude put me to bed. The last drink I remember making, there was half a fifth left. Woke up this morning, the fifth was gone, my dudes still passed out. I’m supposed to be traveling all over my state today, though I’m hungover as fuck and don’t feel like doing anything except smoking my harvest and drinking this cup of coffee with delicious strawberry cheesecake cream.
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Eat a piece of pizza, drink a coca cola, some aspirin and a handful of B12, add pepto bismol if you're nauseous, as soon as you get into the OR go inhale 100% oxygen for about 10 minutes if you can get it out of some hungover asshole anesthesiologist's hands. Works every time.
 
shrxhky420

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pabloesqobar

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curious2garden said:
Eat a piece of pizza, drink a coca cola, some aspirin and a handful of B12, add pepto bismol if you're nauseous, as soon as you get into the OR go inhale 100% oxygen for about 10 minutes if you can get it out of some hungover asshole anesthesiologist's hands. Works every time.
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That reminds me I need to get those green tanks again. And pizza and Diet Coke.
 
curious2garden

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pabloesqobar said:
That reminds me I need to get those green tanks again. And pizza and Diet Coke.
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Step away from the Diet Coke, that shit will kill you. You just can't trust an organochlorine, then again I'm not a biochemist. I only took enough to be very afraid of certain structures.
@Singlemalt @cannabineer can reassure you, unlike me they aren't chemistry dilettantes
 
curious2garden

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pabloesqobar said:
But it tastes good. Diet sodas in general?
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Saccharin is ok but has other issues. The problem you have is that we are much like Pavlovian dogs. The taste of sweet causes us to release insulin. Insulin, without a substrate, creates an oxidative environment, builds resistance to insulin and stops free fatty acid release from our adipose tissue. That is a huge over simplification but it's a problem for humans. We were not meant to release much insulin or consume much sugar. It's to hot for our engine.
 
shrxhky420

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curious2garden said:
Saccharin is ok but has other issues. The problem you have is that we are much like Pavlovian dogs. The taste of sweet causes us to release insulin. Insulin, without a substrate, creates an oxidative environment, builds resistance to insulin and stops free fatty acid release from our adipose tissue. That is a huge over simplification but it's a problem for humans. We were not meant to release much insulin or consume much sugar. It's to hot for our engine.
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So what you're saying is, smoke more weed? That's what I got out of it

SH420
 
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