...Confessions thre@d...

[mr sunshine]

This may come as a shock to all of you, I'm not really a bird....I'm glad I finally got that off my chest.










Your turn.

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[a senile fungus]

I know you all don't leave mushroom for discussion, but I am not as good as a gardener as you think that I think I am.

 

[Drowning-Man]

I hope the atheist we're right. Nothingness sounds peaceful

 

[tyler.durden]

I hope the atheist we're right. Nothingness sounds peaceful

Is it peaceful in your pants?

 

[tyler.durden]

I don't actually grow weed, all my plants are plastic. I just wanted to fit in with you guys

 

[shrxhky420]

Finshaggy is my sock puppet... I use it to jerk off in... makes me think of his sister, I mean, my sister. My mom touched my penis.

SH420

 

[mr sunshine]

I don't actually grow weed, all my plants are plastic. I just wanted to fit in with you guys

I'm not even mexican, I just wanted you guys to feel sorry for me.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm not even mexican, I just wanted you guys to feel sorry for me.

Does this mean you don't really know about cars???

 

[mr sunshine]

Does this mean you don't really know about cars???

That part was true.

 

[shrxhky420]

Does this mean you don't really know about cars???

That part was true.

I can confirm this, he taught me how to put my penis in the gashole
SH420

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm actually Uncle Buck's first sock account. And the best, if you ask me...

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm not circumcised.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm not circumcised.

Me, neither. The doc tried but I kicked him in his junk...

 

[HydroRed]

So would this be the appropriate place for me to confess that the carpet does in fact match the drapes?

 

[mr sunshine]

Me, neither. The doc tried but I kicked him in his junk...

My heads always fresh, I feel bad for circumcised people. With their abused Jean rubbing rough ass heads.

 

[tyler.durden]

I broke up with my girlfriend a few years ago when I discovered that I can suck my own dick...

 

[mr sunshine]

So would this be the appropriate place for me to confess that the carpet does in fact match the drapes?

Post a pic

 

[ANC]

I once threw a handful of gravel at a bunch of doves and hit the one, it was injured and I kept it in a box in my cupboard until it died the next day.
I still feel bad about it.

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm not even mexican, I just wanted you guys to feel sorry for me.

I knew that years ago, you are way too hairy. You are Calabrese