...Confessions thre@d...

HydroRed

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #41

Tim1987 said:

Lol best thread sunshine fucking funny shit.

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I know I feel better.
Soul = officially cleansed.

 

shrxhky420

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #42

HydroRed said:

I know I feel better.
Soul = officially cleansed.
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I didn't realize that was a confessional, I thought it was a fancy toilet. I too feel cleansed
SH420

 

HydroRed

Well-Known Member

• Mar 3, 2018

• #43

"cool shitter...needs a bidet."

 

ANC

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #44

mr sunshine said:

I'll be back.

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Use a fisheye lens.

 

mr sunshine

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #45

ANC said:

Use a fisheye lens.

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Seen a porno shot with one of those, girls pussy looked like two raw steaks sitting on eachother.

 

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Tim1987

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #46

ANC said:

Use a fisheye lens.

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lol what a sexy boy, i mean girl, i mean dog

 

tyler.durden

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #47

ANC said:

I once threw a handful of gravel at a bunch of doves and hit the one, it was injured and I kept it in a box in my cupboard until it died the next day.
I still feel bad about it.

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Tim1987

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #48

I just farted, and had to run to the toilet. I didnt shit myself, though i got it on my hands. No really i did. I still have the smelly finger

 

neosapien

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #49

I steal candy from babies. No seriously I stole like all of my daughter's first Halloween candy.

 

ChingOwn

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #50

I think Jack Black sang it better.

 

jacksmuff

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #51

I sometimes taste the rainbow when blowing a leprechaun.

 

charface

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #52

Im the firestarter.

 

charface

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #53

And I love my farts

 

ANC

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #54

I have no idea what snow tastes like

 

charface

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #55

ANC said:

I have no idea what snow tastes like

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Tastes like nerd

 

SmokeyMcChokey

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #56

mr sunshine said:

My heads always fresh, I feel bad for circumcised people. With their abused Jean rubbing rough ass heads.

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Lololol spend some time contemplating heads eh

 

Drowning-Man

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #57

tyler.durden said:

Is it peaceful in your pants?

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I was referring to death not my dick. I don't really have a sense of humor right now Durdan, but glad y'all find my suffering humorous.

 

SmokeyMcChokey

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #58

There's always time for humor. Otherwise you may as well be...

 

Drowning-Man

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• Mar 3, 2018

• #59

SmokeyMcChokey said:

There's always time for humor. Otherwise you may as well be...

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Dead? I wish I was so lucky. Though I could change that.

 

SmokeyMcChokey

Well-Known Member

• Mar 3, 2018

• #60

Indeed you can. It's awesome the power we hold. Alternatively though you could just get an 8 ball and bang down some hookers.