Should I start a Cats vs. Dogs thread, or has that been done recently?
I simply hate cats, they don't show affection, not in the way a dog does, they don't play with you, you can't take them for a walk in the park (if you do, I'll rip on you sooooo hard) they shit in a box, they have sharp dagger claws, and all cat owners have the tiny little scars to verify that they use them... It's my opinion that cats absolutely, positively suck balls.
Don't you know that cats, at one time, were our greatest enemy. As we evolved from apes in Africa, the lions, and leopards were our ultimate fear.
Befriending a cat is shaking hands with the enemy.
Now what do dogs do that piss you off? Anything?
um, landmines. duh.