iamthewalrus
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The light is a whole other universe, which is evil and is controlled by Satan, who is half evil and half good. Our shadows are each planets, and are inhabited by people (otherwise known as bacteria).
When you walk on someone else's shadow you enter their planet, and bacteria on your planet is free to travel to that universe. You can never leave the dark side (unless you are cremated, which will be explained later on) because you can never get rid of your shadow. When it's night, everyone's worlds are connected into darkness.
Artificial light is created by the dark side, which does not make it evil like the sun.
Hispanics are mannequins, who are on the evil side, and they have an invisible shield given to them by the light which protects them from the sun burns from Saron, also known as the sun and cellphones. White people used to be evil, but joined the dark side (otherwise known as the dark universe, which has cookies and potatoes, and is actually good, which means Darth Vader was on the right side after all).
God created the light, which means he is the most evil figure in the universe, which makes Satan the good guy.
Solomon is good as well, along with the orcs, and the jedis are evil, and the elves are the worst of all. Anyone who fights on the dark side (which can include anyone who joins the army, football players, and people from Star Trek) is battling other people's shadows/planets, and therefore is a soldier of darkness.
When we die we either are buried or we are cremated. When we are buried, we join the dark side forever (the right choice). When we are cremated, we become flame, which is on the light side (the light side is evil, though burning a certian other thing is okay
).
When we dream, we enter the dream universe, which is the best universe of all. The right side of your brain is on the dream universe, so if you're half hispanic you are half mannequin and half in the dream world.
Cars turn evil at night (resembling werewolfs slightly) when their headlights turn on.
When someone with a red light on their phone records you, the recording is sent to the light universe, and is printed in the evil children bacteria's textbooks, and is shown in their schools.
As the meaning of this universe is 42, that must mean the light universe has a separate meaning, which, in conclusion means the meaning of the light universe is 32!
So, the moral of the story is to stay in darkness, never trust hispanics, become cremated, sleep as much as possible, and don't buy phones with red lights. Oh, and smoke a lot O' weed
When you walk on someone else's shadow you enter their planet, and bacteria on your planet is free to travel to that universe. You can never leave the dark side (unless you are cremated, which will be explained later on) because you can never get rid of your shadow. When it's night, everyone's worlds are connected into darkness.
Artificial light is created by the dark side, which does not make it evil like the sun.
Hispanics are mannequins, who are on the evil side, and they have an invisible shield given to them by the light which protects them from the sun burns from Saron, also known as the sun and cellphones. White people used to be evil, but joined the dark side (otherwise known as the dark universe, which has cookies and potatoes, and is actually good, which means Darth Vader was on the right side after all).
God created the light, which means he is the most evil figure in the universe, which makes Satan the good guy.
Solomon is good as well, along with the orcs, and the jedis are evil, and the elves are the worst of all. Anyone who fights on the dark side (which can include anyone who joins the army, football players, and people from Star Trek) is battling other people's shadows/planets, and therefore is a soldier of darkness.
When we die we either are buried or we are cremated. When we are buried, we join the dark side forever (the right choice). When we are cremated, we become flame, which is on the light side (the light side is evil, though burning a certian other thing is okay
).When we dream, we enter the dream universe, which is the best universe of all. The right side of your brain is on the dream universe, so if you're half hispanic you are half mannequin and half in the dream world.
Cars turn evil at night (resembling werewolfs slightly) when their headlights turn on.
When someone with a red light on their phone records you, the recording is sent to the light universe, and is printed in the evil children bacteria's textbooks, and is shown in their schools.
As the meaning of this universe is 42, that must mean the light universe has a separate meaning, which, in conclusion means the meaning of the light universe is 32!
So, the moral of the story is to stay in darkness, never trust hispanics, become cremated, sleep as much as possible, and don't buy phones with red lights. Oh, and smoke a lot O' weed
(and the home team won the battle against the dark side), though they lost horribly in the game.
