HydoDan
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My oldest daughter turned 50 in January.. I am definitely an old fart!My oldest son will be 50 soon...
Hey old farts..how many over 50 yrs?
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Budley Doright
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LOL. Just wait, that fart will turn in to more than a fart soon
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too larry
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The other night on the trail I let a good one rip. It was a little wetter than I expected. I grabbed up a few shit tickets, and checked. Luckily I hadn't marked my new hiking tights.LOL. Just wait, that fart will turn in to more than a fart soon
Sour Wreck
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i'm old, just found this thread.
shit happens
shit happens
Budley Doright
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Get out!!!! Leave us to our old people grumbling sport lol
Budley Doright
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My 20 something kids would beg to differ re in charge lol.
ttystikk
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As long as they're begging, they aren't in charge.
Budley Doright
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Good point, way beyond begging though, thank god!
Moldy
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Smell goes away eventually. Almost 70 and a dry fart is a blessing, you get over the hill a bit more and it's a guessing game if your pants will survive.
BarnBuster
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Roger A. Shrubber
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hiking tights?.....longjohns aren't good enough anymore? the only way tights are ever touching my nuts is if she didn't get them off fast enough
xtsho
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I'm just joking. I actually do belong in this thread. I only dream of being 21 again. I grew my first plant almost 40 years ago.
Roger A. Shrubber
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you dream of being 21 again? i'd like that body back, but boy, was i a dumbass at 21
xtsho
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That's what I meant. I want the body of a 21 year old with the knowledge I have now. It sucks doing things and then the next day having your body tell you that your getting old. When I was 21 I was a beautiful specimen of rippling muscle. I worked out all the time and was buffed. Now I'm still in great shape for my age but sometimes I do too much and pay for it the next day. Never imagined I'b be groaning getting out of bed. When I was 21 I looked at old guys like me and never imagined that one day that would be me. Oh well. Life goes on...
For sure, same here. I’m sure that’s true in every family.
My boys are 26 & 28 years old, lucky enough to have attended college, graduated from Pratt and Villanova, very smart young men, (probably smarter then me) very doing well.
However……………. They need a Co-Signer or something goes wrong with their cars, filing taxes, fixing various broken things, moving furniture, etc. suddenly “Dads” have a lot more value. I’ve been told “you just know how to fix this stuff”. To which my response is “No I don’t, I just put my head down and figure it out”.
