korvette1977
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send it through the mail.. vacuum seal it and mail it just before you get on the plane.. hide it in a stuffed animal or something..
how to sneak weed through an airport.. onto a plane and to my destination.?
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stoverdro
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Yeah man like make some cookies or something ya know....or jsut make some hash out of it and then put it in a vile and like swallow it ya know. or tie it to a string and swallow it and make sure oyu got the end. like oyu can drug mule it with weed. just dont try it with coke or meth.lol
bud4less$
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Were talking a 1/4oz of weed here. I don't know about you, but I sure ant mulling that (It ant worth it). If you are hell bent on getting it to your friends house, male it. Do up a nice platter of cookies, brownies and what have you than stick the weed in a vacuumed sealed bag and send it. BTW, when every thing is said and done, when all the baking is done and when you finally mail it you will most likely have spent more on the baking and mailing than the weed is worth. There for, I would deal with your friends connections when you get where your going...
SmokeUpJohnny
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I agree with Korvette, send it in the mail, before you ever even get close to an airport... It will make it...
whulkamania
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What I would do is take a piece of fabric and sew it onto your underpanties and stuff the weed into that piece of fabric and sew it up if you know what I mean.
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Find someone that rolls those perfect cigarette joints. tear filters off of unsmoked cigs and stick joint ends into filter ends. Now joints look like cigarettes. Empty out your pack of smokes and put all the joint cigs in the back of the pack. Refill the front of the pack with regular cigs.
I did this same thing. Had the pack of cigs in the pocket if my jean jacket with the pocket buttoned closed. Wore the jacket onto the plane, no problem.
I did this same thing. Had the pack of cigs in the pocket if my jean jacket with the pocket buttoned closed. Wore the jacket onto the plane, no problem.
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
it depends on where your flying to. If your flying internationally, then i wouldnt risk it. I went to Amsterdam for my honeymoon, and when we got back to the states, as soon as we hit immigration, they saw that Amsterdam was on our passports stamped, and they singled us out and took us into the part of the room where they scan your bag, empty it out lookin for drugs, and then they patted me n my wife down, n had dogs sniff us out. I had a shitload of dirty clothes though, and they stunk like chronic n dirty nuts, n the lady pulled out the bag, n when the dog barked i explained what was in there, n told her she could look if she wanned to, but she didnt, lol. guess it was too nasty for her.
But its really risky doin shit like that dude. We brought back UNUSED color changin glass as souveneirs and they almost got confiscated.
BUT, if your flying WITHIN the states, i would have to go with Mane on this one. Wear a pair of boxer briefs, and a pair of boxers over them. Stick the bag under your nuts, and let the boxer briefs hold them there, n just wear the boxers n tell whoever is askin that your only wearin boxers. It would help if you took your weed in the bag, put another bag over it, and then slather it in vaseline to mask the smell, and then put another bag over that, before you tuck the bag in your nuts. And dont shower for like four days, lol. Thatll also help to mask the smell.
good luck in your smuggling bro!!
But its really risky doin shit like that dude. We brought back UNUSED color changin glass as souveneirs and they almost got confiscated.
BUT, if your flying WITHIN the states, i would have to go with Mane on this one. Wear a pair of boxer briefs, and a pair of boxers over them. Stick the bag under your nuts, and let the boxer briefs hold them there, n just wear the boxers n tell whoever is askin that your only wearin boxers. It would help if you took your weed in the bag, put another bag over it, and then slather it in vaseline to mask the smell, and then put another bag over that, before you tuck the bag in your nuts. And dont shower for like four days, lol. Thatll also help to mask the smell.
good luck in your smuggling bro!!
MisterNiceGuy
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Safest is to keep it off of your persons. Ship it, it will be less severe of a penalty then trying to smuggle on a plane. Mail it to your destination a day or two before your flight or the same day. Your choice.I was wondering.. did anyone know a good way to snuggle a quarter of weed through the airport...and then succesfully getting to my destination without being caught.... please give me ideas cuz im goin to my cuz house next month and i need to find a way to get it through the airport so i can smoke this Miami shit with my cousin. thankz... PS. he lives in South Carolina... so yeah... please help
-Mister Nice GUY
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I'm curious, what if you live in a med state and have a med card? Can you legally fly with it then? Anyone know?
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
I would probably say no, because even though you live in a med state, the transportation laws are still in place. When your flying, your subject to Federal Law, not state law. So even though its legal for you to posses buds in your state, the feds will probably just say fuck you n take you to jail. Basically treat u like the DEA treats compassion shops.
mane2008
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Exactly I've never seen a problem on a domestic flight. Never even gotten patted down on a domestic.
I dont see a problem if weed is the only thing on you and no metal, whatsoever.
You walk right thru show ya boarding pass I.D. and be done with it.
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
lol bastard, we were typin at the same time. *ECHO....echo....echo*
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Federal law, state law, city municipal law........I feel like a fucking dog chasing its tail. Never gonna catch that thing either.
Sunnysideup
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I am actually surprised how many people are saying it might be a problem.
If you are in the US and are traveling within the US, you should be fine.
I fly an average of 8 times a month. I carry all the time. It is like what Mane is saying, don't have any metal on you whatsoever and you should be fine. I have put it in my suitcase, I have put it on my person, never a problem.
If you are in the US and are traveling within the US, you should be fine.
I fly an average of 8 times a month. I carry all the time. It is like what Mane is saying, don't have any metal on you whatsoever and you should be fine. I have put it in my suitcase, I have put it on my person, never a problem.
ganjamander
Active Member
Fedex some to your cuzin and have him pick you up at the airport with a fattie
mane2008
Well-Known Member
Exactly
Personally, I've never even seen a dog at the airport waiting at the domestic gates.
All is see is TSA and they cool, no problems with the shit I've had on the plane and it's more than a quarter.
LolipopCrop
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yep. i was just gonna say that. i do it all the time. not even possible to get busted.
vacuum seal that fucker like five times, washing the outside of each bag with soap and water each time u seal it. that way even if the dogs walk thru your safe. plus it will turn a ounce sized bag into 1/4, then when u open it they puff back up as long as they aren't a Hashplant strain...lol in that case that shit is turning into a resin brick