The Daily Nugg,

Favorite time to smoke

  • Morning

    Votes: 69 24.0%

  • Afternoon

    Votes: 26 9.1%

  • Nighttime

    Votes: 68 23.7%

  • Naked while yelling at strangers

    Votes: 124 43.2%
  • Total voters
    287
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

Well-Known Member
Indacouch said:
Doctor Phil ain't got shit on you guys.....Let's say the jumper decides to get down using a truck ..... Falls on the truck slips off and hits his head on the center divide and dies anyways. Would we still consider that a success for the negotiator.....or a lawsuit from the drama queens family directed at the trucking company...hhhhhmmmmmmm


My luck I'd jump and fall between the trailers .....at that same moment the air brakes would fail on the truck I landed next to and run my large cumbersome penis over.......Then the engine would lock up on that truck.....so now my penis is stuck under a big rig tire that can't roll..... So they call in a tow truck to free me and my large cumbersome penis......but then the tow trucks hydraulics won't work.....so now their only option is to drag the big rig off my penis......then I'm like ....The tire won't roll ......they say: it will be fine son....... So they start tugging the truck......and all that's left is a huge wet spot that was my penis...... Seeing this I get pissed and pull my cell phone out.....we all know what cops do when they see cell phones....... So after they fire 612 times .....they hit me twice.....once in the testicles ....turning them into a ball of snot on the highway.....the second is just a flesh wound to the face....... I stand up to surrender.....but they see cum dripping from a hole where my genitals use to be .....so they think it's chemical weapons...... Then I'm hit with the taser gun......fall back and strike my head on the ground.......


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@mr sunshine I wish you would just quit your job and be homeless. I'm just sick of you choosing work over strangers on the internet. Please get your priorities straight. -Inda
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oh, it's all about you and your dick, isn't it?......what about all the poor lot lizards that are going hungry because of that guy?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
Tomorrow I'm going to check on my single seed for the Annie house......If I had lots of clones and babies.The soil would have arrived today and they'd all be in 5 gallon smart pots inside the green houses about 2 feet tall. But since I only have one seed germing .....that's all just me talking. I have a feeling my single bean will hit the dirt tomo.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
Indacouch said:
Doctor Phil ain't got shit on you guys.....Let's say the jumper decides to get down using a truck ..... Falls on the truck slips off and hits his head on the center divide and dies anyways. Would we still consider that a success for the negotiator.....or a lawsuit from the drama queens family directed at the trucking company...hhhhhmmmmmmm


My luck I'd jump and fall between the trailers .....at that same moment the air brakes would fail on the truck I landed next to and run my large cumbersome penis over.......Then the engine would lock up on that truck.....so now my penis is stuck under a big rig tire that can't roll..... So they call in a tow truck to free me and my large cumbersome penis......but then the tow trucks hydraulics won't work.....so now their only option is to drag the big rig off my penis......then I'm like ....The tire won't roll ......they say: it will be fine son....... So they start tugging the truck......and all that's left is a huge wet spot that was my penis...... Seeing this I get pissed and pull my cell phone out.....we all know what cops do when they see cell phones....... So after they fire 612 times .....they hit me twice.....once in the testicles ....turning them into a ball of snot on the highway.....the second is just a flesh wound to the face....... I stand up to surrender.....but they see cum dripping from a hole where my genitals use to be .....so they think it's chemical weapons...... Then I'm hit with the taser gun......fall back and strike my head on the ground.......


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@mr sunshine I wish you would just quit your job and be homeless. I'm just sick of you choosing work over strangers on the internet. Please get your priorities straight. -Inda
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I know, I know... I feel terrible about the whole situation. I feel like I've let down the people I love most. For what? A roof over my head, running water, a bed? Smh, I'll be the first to admit, my dicks gotten soft, mashed patatoes soft. Not to mention the smell, it's just bellowing out of my foreskin. My dick smells like shit, bro.. what were we talking about?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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mr sunshine said:
I know, I know... I feel terrible about the whole situation. I feel like I've let down the people I love most. For what? A roof over my head, running water, a bed? Smh, I'll be the first to admit, my dicks gotten soft, mashed patatoes soft. Not to mention the smell, it's just bellowing out of my foreskin. My dick smells like shit, bro.. what were we talking about?
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Il be honest. I thought you were on the meff Sunshine. I was concerned hearing you were working long hours and being a responsible young man. No stories of midget sex or unprotected sex with strangers was also alarming. Then your absence here was just ridiculous and unacceptable. I'm glad to hear you understand how terrible of a person you are for working and not being here. While were on the subject. I've been giving myself lots of strangers lately. Like more than 20 but less than 100. I feel like it's my body so I should be able to explore it. So what if I dress like a half naked scientist and study my own semen samples.....it's nobodies business but mine. It's not like I'm sharing this info with anybody anyways. Kinda like the time I went to my neighbors and.....Wait..... What was the question again?
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Indacouch said:
Il be honest. I thought you were on the meff Sunshine. I was concerned hearing you were working long hours and being a responsible young man. No stories of midget sex or unprotected sex with strangers was also alarming. Then your absence here was just ridiculous and unacceptable. I'm glad to hear you understand how terrible of a person you are for working and not being here. While were on the subject. I've been giving myself lots of strangers lately. Like more than 20 but less than 100. I feel like it's my body so I should be able to explore it. So what if I dress like a half naked scientist and study my own semen samples.....it's nobodies business but mine. It's not like I'm sharing this info with anybody anyways. Kinda like the time I went to my neighbors and.....Wait..... What was the question again?
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What kind of reprobate Mr Sunshine was for ignoring us. I think you nailed it.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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I'm sitting here asshole deep in perlite and Happy Frog. I'm just having an issue getting an erection to hold my stack of solo cups. I like being able to walk though the greenhouse with everything I need. I just stick labels all over my naked body and peel them off as I need them. Solo cups ride my erect cock like a perfect cup deispenser.

Life hack


P.S I'm sure you guys know where I keep the sharpie for marking the labels.
 
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