What did you accomplish today?

[dstroy]

I only get heartburn from cucumbers. Also from snuff but I quit that decades ago.

There is a Hungarian salad consisting of cucumbers, sweet onions in a sour cream and (I think) vinegar sauce. Used to love it. Wouldn't even consider it now.

Shame too, that was real good.

I thought this was interesting. So I consulted professor google.

cucurbitacin is the compound in cucumbers that your digestive tract doesn't like.

 

[Chunky Stool]

The riding lawn mower died yesterday and today I get a full physical exam.

May has started badly...

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i just went the other day, for a little woman, my doctor seems to have enormous fingers......

 

[Fubard]

i just went the other day, for a little woman, my doctor seems to have enormous fingers......

And you're still getting a thrill from the experience

 

[Chunky Stool]

i just went the other day, for a little woman, my doctor seems to have enormous fingers......

Did you ask for a second opinion?

 

[Fubard]

Did you ask for a second opinion?

No, but he has another appointment with her tomorrow

 

[Chunky Stool]

I thought this was interesting. So I consulted professor google.

cucurbitacin is the compound in cucumbers that your digestive tract doesn't like.

Not surprising.
"Fight or flight" isn't an option for plants, so they use chemistry to defend themselves.

Many foods aren't easily digestible until they've been cooked -- and this is why...

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

No, but he has another appointment with her tomorrow

i actually have to go back in an hour to talk about test results. if she says "strip and hop on the table" this time, i'm going out the window

 

[whitebb2727]

I take Omeprazole daily.
I didn't get heartburn but had this sensation in my throat of being seriously choked & the med takes care of that.

With the side effects of all these different drugs out there now I'll let you know if I grow a third eye or some shit.

It's out now that prilosec causes kidney damage.

I have to take it too.

 

[thump easy]

I found that plants and non processed foods realy help!!! I mean not for a day i mean really eat that pepper pour that shit on thyme curry oregano onion garlic sage eating real wild salmon real chickens from local farmer perferably hippy type or ejumacated person this really helps what distroys this well being feeling hate to say it as much as i love beer life... If you go over boad it kills the feeling for a while... But true as much as i hate spending the money for organic as i hate to believe it.. But i feel better when this routeen is at play.. I dont trust government usda organic as i have seen to much.. I know first hand money buys everthing including stamps of lables look at weed game lolz greed exceeds rightchessnes so i have desidded to grow my own.. Shit i wish i had a ranch..

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I found that plants and non processed foods realy help!!! I mean not for a day i mean really eat that pepper pour that shit on thyme curry oregano onion garlic sage eating real wild salmon real chickens from local farmer perferably hippy type or ejumacated person this really helps what distroys this well being feeling hate to say it as much as i love beer life... If you go over boad it kills the feeling for a while... But true as much as i hate spending the money for organic as i hate to believe it.. But i feel better when this routeen is at play.. I dont trust government usda organic as i have seen to much.. I know first hand money buys everthing including stamps of lables look at weed game lolz greed exceeds rightchessnes so i have desidded to grow my own.. Shit i wish i had a ranch..

and a dictionary...

 

[Chunky Stool]

I found that plants and non processed foods realy help!!! I mean not for a day i mean really eat that pepper pour that shit on thyme curry oregano onion garlic sage eating real wild salmon real chickens from local farmer perferably hippy type or ejumacated person this really helps what distroys this well being feeling hate to say it as much as i love beer life... If you go over boad it kills the feeling for a while... But true as much as i hate spending the money for organic as i hate to believe it.. But i feel better when this routeen is at play.. I dont trust government usda organic as i have seen to much.. I know first hand money buys everthing including stamps of lables look at weed game lolz greed exceeds rightchessnes so i have desidded to grow my own.. Shit i wish i had a ranch..

and a dictionary...

No shit!
Definitely not "ejumacated".

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you're a good guy Thump, you just gotta slow down a little and let spell check do it's thing

 

[ANC]

i just went the other day, for a little woman, my doctor seems to have enormous fingers......

Just fuck off with that. There are places I don't even let my wife stick her finger.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

well, as unpleasant as it is, its not as unpleasant as discovering you have cancer that could have been cured a year ago if you had known you had it....

 

[curious2garden]

well, as unpleasant as it is, its not as unpleasant as discovering you have cancer that could have been cured a year ago if you had known you had it....

FIT test annually.

 

[ANC]

I'm sure it fits... just not in my hole.

 

[tyler.durden]

Turned on my large AC unit yesterday for the first time in 2018, and it had a rough time starting up as the fan didn't want to move. As soon as it did I heard that dreadful, distinctive sound of bad bearings. Super loud and grindy. It happens to me with almost every modern unit, I rarely get two seasons out of them. I ALWAYS get the longest third party warranty they offer, in this case a 5 year in home repair warranty where if they can't fix it, they deliver and install a new unit at no charge (I just bought this motherfucker in 2016). The warranty was almost half the cost of the ac unit, but totally worth it, dude already had to come out last summer to take it apart and vacuum it out, something us mere mortals can't do or it voids the warranty. A tech is coming today, so I had to move trays of clones into the grow space and shop vac up all leaves, and make sure all grow related stuff is put away. Always stress and drama when repair people are scheduled to come over, but that is the grow life in an illegal State. The tech is going to turn it on for 30 seconds and declare it fucked, then order a new one for me. They can't simply take my word for it and need a tech to confirm. Sigh...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The Great Wall of Peppers is set! Will be adding container pots, no room left in walls. But all kinds of room along the walls, baby. Picked up some lettuce earlier. He has staked Bush Steak tomatoes that are big already.
Would look good in my big white pot. I'll go back tomorrow, a little bit each day.

 

[dstroy]

Turned on my large AC unit yesterday for the first time in 2018, and it had a rough time starting up as the fan didn't want to move. As soon as it did I heard that dreadful, distinctive sound of bad bearings. Super loud and grindy. It happens to me with almost every modern unit, I rarely get two seasons out of them. I ALWAYS get the longest third party warranty they offer, in this case a 5 year in home repair warranty where if they can't fix it, they deliver and install a new unit at no charge (I just bought this motherfucker in 2016). The warranty was almost half the cost of the ac unit, but totally worth it, dude already had to come out last summer to take it apart and vacuum it out, something us mere mortals can't do or it voids the warranty. A tech is coming today, so I had to move trays of clones into the grow space and shop vac up all leaves, and make sure all grow related stuff is put away. Always stress and drama when repair people are scheduled to come over, but that is the grow life in an illegal State. The tech is going to turn it on for 30 seconds and declare it fucked, then order a new one for me. They can't simply take my word for it and need a tech to confirm, I'm a mere mortal. Sigh...

That sucks dude, it's the condenser fan?