What are you saying? I'm not good enough, or smart enough to handle basic plant training techniques? I should stick to the kiddy rides? Maybe a swim in the shallow pool? You don't think I can handle it? Like I'm some clown? Like I'm here to amuse YOU?! Tell me, how am I funny? Funny how?!A lot of people do great with just basic leaf tucking techniques to encourage stronger lateral growth. Also topping is effective if you are height limited in your grow area.