Random Jabber Jibber thread

[AKA Big Boss]

Still waiting on those penis pill samples..

We sent them but a Seagull stole em. So if you see one with a large knob you'll know why.

 

[jacksmuff]

We sent them but a Seagull stole em. So if you see one with a large knob you'll know why.

They went to the wrong pecker

 

[tangerinegreen555]

So it keeps raining off and on everyday and night crawlers go on the pavers. So I pick them up and put them in the planter walls.

Then 5 minutes later, a robin lands and digs them up.


I gotta get some wind spinners or something. Fucking birds.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

Does anybody have a good horror movie they can recommend to me? I feel like I've seen them all.

 

[lokie]

@vostok is this a national sport now?

Crowds winced at the painful sight of men brutally slapping each other at the first National Slapping Championship in Moscow, Russia. The bizarre event took place at the Sarychev Power Expo.

https://nypost.com/video/beefy-russians-slap-the-hell-out-of-each-other-for-400/

 

[vostok]

times change

in the past you are not to swing at the guys face

as often the eye can 'pop' out

fucking embarrassing

the best slap is like the 'inch punch'

minimal arm movement...

like my mom on me ...lol

slap on bitches ....lol (so so so gay!)

 

[mr sunshine]

times change

in the past you are not to swing at the guys face

as often the eye can 'pop' out

fucking embarrassing

the best slap is like the 'inch punch'

minimal arm movement...

like my mom on me ...lol

slap on bitches ....lol (so so so gay!)

Russia isn't what it used to be huh? I thought you guys punched each other with brass knuckles for fun.

 

[AKA Big Boss]

times change

in the past you are not to swing at the guys face

as often the eye can 'pop' out

fucking embarrassing

the best slap is like the 'inch punch'

minimal arm movement...

like my mom on me ...lol

slap on bitches ....lol (so so so gay!)

Hello Vostok.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Yeah fucking right. I might be getting old but you'll never discourage me from moshing and surfing.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Think she's still smokeable? Thought i smoked em all but one hid in my pocket all day apparently.

 

[srh88]

Think she's still smokeable? Thought i smoked em all but one hid in my pocket all day apparently.View attachment 4138763

Is that Dr suess's blunt?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Is that Dr suess's blunt?

It is now.

 

[shrxhky420]

Yeah fucking right. I might be getting old but you'll never discourage me from moshing and surfing.View attachment 4138761

Slayer, lamb of God, testament, etc...?

SH420

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Slayer, lamb of God, testament, etc...?

SH420

Think power trip was on when i snapped that. 3 days of drinking makes the brain a little foggy. Tool tonight.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Does anybody have a good horror movie they can recommend to me? I feel like I've seen them all.

Hostel is creepy as fuck.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

Hostel is creepy as fuck.

Yeah, I always liked the payback part, especially the when he ran over the two ne'er do wells towards the end. The "surgeon" was pretty creepy.

 

[jerryb73]

Is that Dr suess's blunt?

It’s definitely not mine

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Does anybody have a good horror movie they can recommend to me? I feel like I've seen them all.

just go read all the threads in the political section, if that doesn't scare you, a movie has no chance

 

[AKA Big Boss]

just go read all the threads in the political section, if that doesn't scare you, a movie has no chance

Or the YT comment section on political vids..

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

A shot from Tool. Unlike most of my generation I actually watch concerts with my eyes not through my phone so its the only pic I snapped. Show was beyond incredible. Almost ate some shrooms but didn't even need em.