Jimmyjonestoo
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I'm currently raising emotional support ducks. On my way to Applebees now to test society's tolerance.
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Roger A. Shrubber
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sure, bring ducks to a restaurant...they already have plum sauce
Bareback
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I used to have about 10 unwanted ducks ( problem ducks ) that was gave to me right after we moved in here thirty years ago.
Emotional ducks...... high stress ducks were more like it. Ducks with attitude, ducks with issues, ducks with courieousty, mean ducks, or just plain asshole ducks.......free ducks come with baggage.
jacksmuff
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Did you eat the duck eggs though? I almost like them better then chicken. They just can't keep up with demand like a chicken.
Bareback
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Yeah I ate some gave some away, my wife has always been freaked out about wild harvest anything. So I eventually quit hunting because of having to go through crap with her, but now if I cook it she eats or dosen't that's up to her.
jacksmuff
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Ate some venison sausage today from the deer I hit last year it's was delicious.
Roger A. Shrubber
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there's ducks that live in town and visit the motels to get fed.....they try to stop traffic when they can, but i can tell you ducks are at least smart enough to remember what my truck looks like and get the hell out of my way, because they've learned i'm not stopping for them.
SSGrower
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Cave of the crystal maiden in Belize was cool, fossilized sacrificial remains and other artifacts. If I remember right the crystal maiden was about 1/2 mile in, but the cave continued for quite a bit longer than that.
Best one I saw about things like that were the pigeons which figured out they could use the London metro to get to feeding grounds.
Every day there were 4 or 6 who would get on the train at one stop and get off two stops further on, making the return journey in the evening.
And the bastards didn't buy a ticket...
WeedFreak78
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I'd eat that.
Busy laughing my guts out at SWMBO's Godchild playing with the little R/C helicopter we got him for his birthday. All I can say is that it definitely bounces well because he figured out how to make it move forward but doesn't realise it's best to make it go "up" first...
Definitely money well spent
Definitely money well spent
srh88
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most birds are just dumb as fuck. i was driving one day in FL and there was bird just chilling right in the middle of the road hanging out... i figured itd move. nope. that car probably still has feathers under the hood.
i also been hit by a blue jay. was going down the road in my work truck and then some blue flew right into my mirror. it pretty much exploded.
I can't like or agree with this. I don't know of a lot of things that Federal intervention that has made better.
I own a service dog for a very rare disability that the feds would probably not recognize. I really don't want service dog prohibition added to cannabis prohibition.
Sorry you're to late the feds have already ruled it must be a pony or a dog. I had to move to a dog when they took away my service Parrot, rrrrrrrrrrrr me hearties!
You're lucky - my brother has harvested two wild turkeys with two different windshields.
You pretty much can't see anything out of them after meeting Tom like that.
srh88
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lol did he keep the meat?
Gotta draw the line somewhere though.
Back to trimming ~Sigh~
Oh wait, that's not me.
No meat, just mush after 65 MPH.