Random Jabber Jibber thread

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Celebrating the 12 boys and coach pulled from the thai cave alive
In all the chaos and madness of today's world it's nice to see everybody come together for what matters most, our children. View attachment 4163213

Bacon wrapped what?
Cheese filled poppers?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Bacon wrapped what?
Cheese filled poppers?

does it matter?
it's bacon and cream cheese, that's going to be fried......do you need to know more?

 

[NugHeuser]

Bacon wrapped what?
Cheese filled poppers?

Yep bacon wrapped, cream cheese filled jalepeno poppers.

 

[NugHeuser]

does it matter?
it's bacon and cream cheese, that's going to be fried......do you need to know more?

Haha right! Bacon and cheese is a main building block of life as far as I'm concerned

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

although i guess i am assuming, that could be bacon wrapped chunks of lard........fuck it, fry it and i'll try it

 

[NugHeuser]

although i guess i am assuming, that could be bacon wrapped chunks of lard........fuck it, fry it and i'll try it

Mmmm... Bacon....

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

mmmmmm....lard...

 

[Bareback]

So, THIS is a thing now.

This is disturbing, we can show colored armpits but not tits, life ain't fair.

 

[NugHeuser]

mmmmmm....lard...
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Hickory smoked at that

 

[WeedFreak78]

I’ve worked at my current job for over a year and half and had zero idea how to change the keg out, even though I’ve been prompted to do it before today....

Long story short, I’m covered in bud light from head to toe. It’s in my eyes.

I feel like this is one of @Gary Goodson fantasies.

First you kill a pizza, now wasted beer.... . What's next? Going to flush some bacon?

Can you get drunk from optical absorption?

 

[NugHeuser]

First you kill a pizza, now wasted beer.... . What's next? Going to flush some bacon?

Can you get drunk from optical absorption?

Don't flush the bacon!

 

[Karah]

First you kill a pizza, now wasted beer.... . What's next? Going to flush some bacon?

Can you get drunk from optical absorption?

I’m really bad at this

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I’m really bad at this

get better. i know monkeys that work at pizza places (i've been one from time to time).
if you can grow weed, you can make a pizza.....tapping a keg might take a little more practice.
these are both pretty good

 

[Karah]

get better. i know monkeys that work at pizza places (i've been one from time to time).
if you can grow weed, you can make a pizza.....tapping a keg might take a little more practice.
these are both pretty good

I’m just fucking with you, I’m actually the best. I still can’t tap a keg tho. But I’m real good at drinking from it.

 

[ANC]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I really want him as my judge if I get busted.

 

[PuffinPine]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but it’s kind of important. Its for all you dog owners out there. Next time you feel like farting, stand across the room from your dog, pull your pants down ,bend down(so you can watch) and fart. Your dog WILL come over and smell your butthole. And yes it feels fuckin awesome. You’re welcome.

 

[BarnBuster]

I’ve worked at my current job for over a year and half and had zero idea how to change the keg out, even though I’ve been prompted to do it before today....

Long story short, I’m covered in bud light from head to toe. It’s in my eyes.

I feel like this is one of @Gary Goodson fantasies.

Get to be the expert, anytime they tap a new one tell them you want to learn how. Then when you have mastered the skill set, anytime they roll in a new keg they'll say "Get Karah, she'll tap anything" oh ....wait a minute....

 

[Grandpapy]

An ad for Calm, a relaxation app shows rain peacefully falling on a tree.
I see a tree devastated by insects and puts me in a state of anxiety.
Good Morning!

 

[ANC]

Get to be the expert, anytime they tap a new one tell them you want to learn how. Then when you have mastered the skill set, anytime they roll in a new keg they'll say "Get Karah, she'll tap anything" oh ....wait a minute....

It's like a reverse pin a tail on the donkey