Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

i like "i spilled some spot remover on my dog, and he disappeared"

"I returned home drunk and stuck my car key in my front door. My house started up, so I drove it around for awhile. A cop pulled me over and asked, 'Where do you live?' and I said, 'right here...'"

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Considered practicing bow fishing on them.

I arrowed a 54 lb grass carp in Illinois in the 90's.
He/She took me skiing on the mud flat I was standing on.
I'll look for the pic.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

"I returned home drunk and stuck my car key in my front door. My house started up, so I drove it around for awhile. A cop pulled me over and asked, 'Where do you live?' and I said, 'right here...'"

"I want to get a whole body tattoo of myself only taller."

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

i want Starbucks to merge with Noah's Bagels.

 

[abalonehx]

Trapper Keeper. Serviceable Villain.

 

[mr sunshine]

Homemade teriyaki sauce i weaved whole pieces of espaldilla through the skewers.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Found a seed in some gorilla glue!!

 

[curious2garden]

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How was that Rose Hard Cider? I've been considering getting some but don't care for sweet.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

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Looks killer bro.

 

[mr sunshine]

How was that Rose Hard Cider? I've been considering getting some but don't care for sweet.

I didn't like it very much.

Looks killer bro.

Thank you

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

I've got 7 pounds of brisket in the freezer thinking of making jerky with some.

 

[Singlemalt]

I've got 7 pounds of brisket in the freezer thinking of making jerky with some.

Depending on how moist you like the jerky; 2-3 lbs of fresh beef equals 1 lb jerky. Some? 7 lb brisket? I'd do it all

 

[Singlemalt]

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Jesus! Just marry me Sunshine

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Depending on how moist you like the jerky; 2-3 lbs of fresh beef equals 1 lb jerky. Some? 7 lb brisket? I'd do it all

I cut it into thirds for the freezer. Definitely want at least one on the smoker. I do love jerky tho.

 

[curious2garden]

I didn't like it very much.

Thank you

Thanks! Saved me wasting my precious alcohol pennies

Jesus! Just marry me Sunshine

Yeah it looked killer! I have a belly full of carnitas or I'd have been begging currently it's so hot I'm onto the drinking part of the program.

 

[ANC]

 

[cannabineer]

 

[undercoverfbi]

My friend does this wizard hat thing with his dabs. Super. Or he makes a twisted wizards staff with two different kinds.

 

[Karah]

It might rain.

 

[jerryb73]

View attachment 4166317 It might rain.

Damn that looks wicked.